Received this morning, from one of my colleagues, in response to an "I'm out sick" e-mail.
>XXXXXXXX, I hope you feel better soon.
>I don't think I have the same thing but...
>I have an unquenchable thirst, anxiety, uncontrollable outbursts, a
>distrust of people wearing black and white stripes... and staining of the
>fingertips; they kinda smell of chicken!
>Also have an irrational exuberance about the prospects of the Wisconsin
>Badger basketball team....
>AHHHHHH !!!!!!!! It's MARCH MADNESS, I will be picking up my
>prescriptions from the waitress at Major's Sports Bar this afternoon.
>Go Big Red!