| RHF Joke Archives | 
The CIA has launched a new offensive to capture Osama bin Laden. While not all details can be released, a senior administration official has confirmed an XL all cotton "I love Afghanistan" t-shirt and a specially-trained strike force from the Washington Capitol Police will be key to the operation's success.
"We are confident Osama will be in U.S. custody by morning," said the unnamed official, "unless, of course, he wears a medium."
| RHF Joke Archives |