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It's one of those unwritten laws that a wife is supposed to snoop through her husband's stuff. Once in a while I hide some interesting things for her to find. I had a stash of liquor bottles that I hid in the garage. They make great containers for hydraulic fluid after you open the non-resealable one gallon cans.

Last week I found the wife going through my collection of DVD's. It seems that one of her women's magazines presented a statisic that 82.4% of men own pornography. I was happy to tell here that I was one of the 17.6% that does not. And I if I ever did want to spend money on something to spice up my sex life, I would get a younger woman.

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