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My husband recently purchased the director's cut of
"Donnie Darko." The store staff thoughtlessly placed
the large price sticker smack in the middle of the
case, over Jake Gyllenhaal's face. As a result, my
husband was spending an inordinate amount of time
trying remove both label and its residue. At one point
he turned to me and said, "I've spent so much time
wiping sticky stuff off Jake Gyllenhaal's face, that I
feel like I'm in the sequel to 'Brokeback Mountain'."

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