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Avian flu

cpoakes@charter.net (Charles N. Oakes)
(chuckle, heard it, forwarded)

The Center for Disease Control has released a list of symptoms of bird flu. If you experience any of the following, please seek medical treatment immediately:


1. High fever
2. Congestion
3. Nausea
4. Fatigue
5. Aching in the joints
6. An irresistible urge to crap on someone's windshield.

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