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"Howard C. Berkowitz" wrote in message

Howard, you are so far above my pay grade with this stuff I don't even know what world you are in. When the kids start spouting this modern jargon I have to stop them and make them translate it into cave man to understand them.

COMMAND: Big Chief say, "we need send out scouts to find mammoth."

CONTROL: Little Chief say to Ug, Wug, and Blug, "Go find mammoth."

COMMUNICATIONS: Little Chief realize no Wug in cave. Beats on drum that means "come to cave"

COMPUTERS: [no analogy is perfect]

Now, we have to juggle the order of letters a little.

SURVEILLANCE: Oog, in tree in front of cave, says, "Much grass move between river and Two Big Rocks. Might be mammoth.

RECONNAISSANCE: Wug go look behind Two Big Rocks to see what moves.

INTELLIGENCE: Little Chief listen to Wug and say, "Might be wind. Hey, Oog! Does grass move in direction of wind?" Oog say no. Little Chief say "HUMINT report confirmed by MASINT sensor. Valid datum." [you can translate]

TARGET ACQUISITION: Ug, Wug and Blug go down to grass between river and Two Big Rocks. Spread out. Look for mammoth. Blug see gray. Ug say "stupid, that gray rock." Wug see trunk and ears. Points. Ug, Wug and Blug go weapons-free with Mark I Spear System.

[Note - written by Howard C. Berkowitz - ed.]

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