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I'm sure any physician could relate similar stories. A friend told me these two about a couple of new elderly patients he'd seen. He asked the first woman about her family and she said she'd had 7 children. "Seven!" he said, "How could anyone so small have that many children?" "Oh," she said, "I think I was asleep most of the time."

Another patient, this one 88-years-old, spry and witty. When he asked about her family, she said she'd had 14 children. "Fourteen!" He said, "Why would anyone have 14 children?" She replied, "We just liked to fuck."

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