Adapted from comments heard at the Fraternity Lodge on Alumni Day...
CLASS OF 1969: "Brothers, three cheers for my Pledgemaster! After what he put me through, I didn't fear being captured and tortured by the Vietcong."
CLASS OF 1989: "Brothers, down with my Pledgemaster! After what he put me through, I had the inner strength to tolerate my ex-wife years longer than I should have."