There's an AP newsfeed item tonight about attempts to artificially inseminate an elephant at the Seattle Zoo. Among other things, it says:
"Dr. Thomas Hildebrandt, one of two world-renowned German scientists called in to help, wore a bicycle helmet, ultrasound imaging goggles and covered himself in plastic protective gear."
Gee. And they call ME kinky.
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