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Sven was working at the fish plant in Minneapolis when he accidentally cut off all ten of his fingers. He went directly to the emergency room. The doctor looked at Sven and said, "Let's have the fingers and I'll see what I can do." Sven said, "I haven't got da fingers. "What do you mean, you haven't got the fingers? It's 2004. We have microsurgery and all kinds of incredible techniques. I could have put them back on and made you like new. Why didn't you bring the fingers?" Sven says, "How da hell vas I suppost to pick dem up???

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