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Redmond, WA--Microsoft Corporation announced a new font-pack upgrade for Microsoft Word this week. Aimed at the document forger market, it includes a series of special typefaces such as "1973-Selectric.ttf," "underwood1965.ttf" and several others.

"We recommend against the use of Times New Roman, our default typeface, if you are trying to create the appearance of a typed military memo from the early '70s," said Microsoft Word product manager Shirley Pulledstrings. If you don't have our new font pack, we at least recommend you use Courier 10pt or 12pt.

Also available in the font pack is "ObviousForgery.ttf" which supports sophisticated kerning, complex font designs and includes macros to set up text in just the ways typewriters never did.

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