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What follows are the better of the quickies that I've received regarding the U.S. Election. These are jokes which are funny, but which didn't really warrant posting separately. I post such a digest whenever I have enough entries to warrant it. Particularly selective readers will probably not enjoy the digests, and may want to killfile RHF jokes with "Digest" in the title - ed.
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>From: idallen@idallen.ca (Ian! D. Allen)
>Organization: Ian! D. Allen, Ottawa, Ontario, CANADA - http://www.idallen.com/
>Subject: need a place to stay ?
As a Canadian about to visit NY state for a dance weekend, I posted to a New England mailing list the following comment:
> See y'all November 19 at the DNE weekend!
> (Got a place for a few Canadians to stay overnight?)
Early on Wednesday, November 3, as the US election results were becoming known, back came the following plaintive reply:
>>Re: (Got a place for a few Canadians to stay overnight?)
>
> got a place for 50 million Americans for four years?
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>From: peter.king@brasenose.oxford.ac.uk (Peter King)
>Subject: Washoe in the White House
Has anyone else noticed the irony? The 51% of the U.S. population who voted for a chimpanzee includes the whole of the U.S. population who don't believe in evolution.
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>From: Kevin.N.Haw@boeing.com (Haw, Kevin N)
>Subject: Bush Charges Ahead (orginal)
Following President Bush'es reelection and his press conference to announce his aganda for his second term, the Orange County Register ran a headline declaring "Bush Charges Ahead."
On seeing it, my initial reaction was "Now that's a fast prosecutor!"
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>From a post-election newsletter from Michael Moore. Subject: 17 Reasons Not to Slit Your Wrists:
9. Gays, thanks to the ballot measures passed on Tuesday, cannot get married in 11 new states. Thank God. Just think of all those wedding gifts we won't have to buy now.
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>From: jonathan.hayward@pobox.com (Jonathan Hayward)
>Subject: The Real Difference
Heard from my brother--
In this election, the candidates had two radically different opinions. Unfortunately, they both belonged to John Kerry.
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>From: kilroy@elvis.rowan.edu (Dr Nancy's Sweetie)
>Subject: Bin Laden Video Tape
In a videotape released at the end of October 2004, Osama bin Laden said that he's going to bankrupt the United States. So at least there's something he and George W. Bush have in common.
[original]
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>From: gherbert@retro.com (George William Herbert)
>Subject: Kindler, Gentler Second Term [original]
It's true that George Bush is a tolerant man and that he is planning on being more socially liberal in his second term. He has acknowledged the rights of homosexuals and believes they have an important place in our society.
He is going to start by asking Congress to pay for adding more closets to all public buildings under the Americans with Disabilities act.
[original]
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W has been showing gay tendencies. He has been dreaming of a mandate even when one is not there.
[original]
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>From: dcohen@ets.org (Cohen, Dawn)
>Subject: The secret of the Republicans' success
(Heard on WNYC's The No Show hosted by Steve Post, 11/7)
The reason that the Republicans were able to prevail in Tuesday's election is that they forged a coalition of the Very Frightened and the Very Frightening.
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