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rytukas_NOSPAM@hotmail.com (Rytis Grybauskas)
(original, laugh, meta, sexual)

>Subject:  three inch gain guaranteed 

Dear Rec.Humor.Funny.Guy,

>Subject: She will start calling it MOBY

Recently you selected one of my emails for inclusion on rec.humor.funny.

>Subject: grow your punypecker

I was very happy and honored.

>Subject: steam up the bedroom once again2

And then it happened.

>Subject: U gain 3 inches or your money back

I began getting emails.

>Subject: go longer with this5

Lots of emails. >Subject: How big is big?

From someone obsessed with my... uh...

>Subject: Plumpeen your pumperr

At first I was annoyed.

>Subject: extend your manhood1

Then I got irritated.

>Subject: three inch length increase guranteed

I asked around, wondering where they got my email?

>Subject: extend your manhood4

I never give out my email address.

>Subject: size matters6

I always uncheck the "send us special offers" box >Subject: simple enlarge the natural way9

Then someone said, "Have you ever posted on Usenet?"

>Subject: simple enlarge the natural way7

I said no, otherwise they would get my email...

>Subject: regain erectile function0

uh oh....

>Subject: dazzle the ladies3

You posted my message....

>Subject: You can really gain 2 or 3 inches

And at the top, under the subject...

>Subject: you can beat erectile dysfunction5

Was my address.

>Subject: get the lead out of your7

Now I get ten of these a day.

>Subject: add 3 inches to your manhood

Thanks a whole lot.

>Subject: U gain 3 inches guaranteed

Is this what I get for my 15 seconds of fame?

>Subject: more pensissize2

It's not funny anymore.

>Subject: grow the natural way1

Please make it stop.

>Subject: natural enchacement5

I even considered ordering whatever it is.

>Subject: Light a fire under your lovelife2

I was that desperate.

>Subject: Light a fire under your lovelife7

The incessant, non-stop... "you've got mail"

>Subject: begin your mission to get deeper

But I can't even send an email out the door.

>Subject: feel inadequate under the covers2

Please make it go away!

>Subject: give her all she can take0

I can't take it anymore!!!!!!!

>Subject: get yourself some size2

Aieeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!

>Subject: manlier manhood3 >Subject: make love the way you want to6 >Subject: steam up the bedroom windows1 >Subject: turn your bedroom into a pleasure palace3 >Subject: Big Bat in the trousers >Subject: if you have a fizzle pizzle4 >Subject: don't feel estranged in your boudoir9 >Subject: don't feel estranged in your boudoir1 >Subject: john, more >Subject: sizzlingsexlife4 >Subject: size in short time >Subject: best dysfunction products5 >Subject: firmer harder3 >Subject: have her quivering with pleasure1 >Subject: reach her gspot0 >Subject: live each day to its fullest, this will do it. >Subject: Velma babes like them bigger >Subject: more mass for you7

[Note - sender's email (reluctantly) spam-blocked - ed.]


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