As our plane made it's landing at O'Hare, the flight attendant began her "welcome and thanks" speech.
"Welcome to Chicago, where the local time is 6:15. It has been our
pleasure to serve you today. We hope you have enjoyed your flight.
We know you have a choice of bankrupt airlines, and we thank you for
[Note - Flight and date deleted out of respect for the soon-to-be-fired flight attendant - ed.]