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Fly The "Tell It Like It Is" Friendly Skies

sjryan@idcnet.com (sjryan)
(topical, smirk, true)

As our plane made it's landing at O'Hare, the flight attendant began her "welcome and thanks" speech.


"Welcome to Chicago, where the local time is 6:15. It has been our
pleasure to serve you today. We hope you have enjoyed your flight.
We know you have a choice of bankrupt airlines, and we thank you for
choosing United."

[Note - Flight and date deleted out of respect for the soon-to-be-fired flight attendant - ed.]


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