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Saddam Hussein Captured

News@DickHarper.com (Dick Harper)
(topical, original, smirk)

I am pleased that U.S. forces captured a bedraggled Saddam Hussein in his dirt crawlspace near Tikrit on Saturday evening. He had a side arm and $750,000 in the hole with him and was within eyesight of his lost palaces. News coverage showed Iraqis celebrating in the streets.

I'm also glad they're doing DNA testing, so we're confident that we didn't capture Nick Nolte instead.


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