Well, like every other employee with internet access, I spend a lot of my "working" time surfing the web.
This is normally not a problem, but I was following links on the Internet Movie Database (quick! how many steps from Danny Devito to JFK!) when I suddenly burst out laughing and fell out of my chair, much to the amusement of my cubicle- neighbours.
Under JFK's page on IMDB, instead of a photograph, they have a small generic filler icon and text that reads "No headshot available"