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Patient: "Huh? What? Where am I?" Nurse: "You're in the hospital. You've been in a coma."

Patient: "How long was I in a coma?" Nurse: "Ten years"

Patient: "Wow... Who's President?" Nurse: "Bush" Patient: <pause>

Patient: "How's the economy?" Nurse: "Lotta layoffs" Patient: <longer pause>

Patient: "Who else is in the White House?" Nurse: "Cheney and Powell" Patient: <even longer pause>

Patient: "Are we by any chance bombing Iraq?" Nurse: "Yep"

Patient: "HOW long was I..." Nurse: "Ten years"

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