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China Digest (Funny Guy)

Below find the better of the China quickies I've received. These are jokes which are funny, but which didn't really warrant posting separately. I post such a digest whenever I have enough entries to warrant it. Particularly selective readers will probably not enjoy the digests, and may want to killfile RHF jokes with "Digest" in the title - ed.

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>From: (Jeff Spirko)
>Subject: U.S. spies released by China

China today announced that they will release the 24 crewmembers
of the U.S. spyplane which made an emergency landing in China.

Both Chinese and U.S. officials strongly deny that the conclusion
to this standoff is related to threats of sending Jesse Jackson to
negociate the release.

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>From: (David Lesher)
>Subject: The Unfriendly Skies

Good news: The Chinese are releasing the EP-3's aircrew.

Bad News: We're sending a V22 Osprey to get them.

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>Subject: poaching, Texas style

Headlines from "My Yahoo Front Page Headlines":

"Bush Issues China a Warning"
"China's Giant Pandas Face Relentless Human Threats"

And the U.S. Government claims to denounce terrorism. Tsk, tsk.

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