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"I'd rather be right than be president."
-- Henry Clay (1777-1852)
"Dad said it was my right to be president."
-- George W. Bush
"If those folks had just punched the 3rd hole on
the right, by now I'd be president."
-- Al Gore
"If you both weren't so far to the right, one of
you might be president."
-- Ralph Nader
"All I said was that Hitler was right. So why can't
I be president?"
-- Pat Buchanan
"No lasting presidential legacy? Yeah, right."
-- Bill Clinton
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