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candidate winner(ballot Florida_vote [], int numBallots) 
<-- UnknownF > 
  do <-- UnknownF >       // a recount 

       int BushCount = GoreCount = 0; 

       for (int i=0; i < numBallots; i++) 
       <-- UnknownF > 
          if (Florida_vote[i] == "Bush") 
            BushCount++; 
          else (if Florida_vote[i] == "Gore") 
            GoreCount++; 
          else            // This voter REALLY meant to vote for Al! 
            GoreCount++; 
       --> 

       BushCount += rand() % fudgeFactor; 
       GoreCount += rand() % smallerFactor;  // let's look generous here! 

     --> while (BushCount >= GoreCount); 

  if (BushCount > GoreCount)  // It won't be, but we figure by then the   
                              //  voters will be too tired of the process 
                              //  to notice that this test is bogus. 
    return Bush;   // to Texas! 
  else  
    return Gore;   // to the White House! 
--> 

// Claude Anderson 

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