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How to Clean Up Website Access

sehlat@uclink4.berkeley.edu (Geoffrey Kidd)
(smirk, computers)

This was sent to me via email as part of a message from a commercial website.


If your ID number doesn't work on your computer, the reason can be that the sequence has been changed, numbers have been reversed, a space has been left at the end of the sequence, etc.

Once this problem has occurred the ONLY solution is:


1.) In your Netscape Toolbar click on 'OPTIONS'.
2.) Click on 'NETWORK PREFERENCES'.
3.) Click on 'CACHE'.
4.) Click on 'CLEAR MEMORY'.
5.) Click on 'CLEAR DISK'.
6.) Click on 'OKAY'.
7.) Close all open files.
8.) Shut your computer off completely.
9.) Re-start your computer and carefully enter your code numbers (no
spaces, etc.--otherwise you will have to re-do this procedure again...)

Initially, your computer will seem slower until the cache is restored with
all of the normally accessed images, etc.

Important: DO NOT USE A HAMMER !!!

Please save this procedure for future reference since it solves many
mystifying computer related problems.

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