Read each question thoroughly. Answer all questions. Time limit is four hours.
Describe the history of all religions from their earliest origins to the present day. Prove which is best in a manner that will convince all other religions.
You will be provided with a razor blade, a piece of gauze, and a bottle of scotch. Remove your own appendix. Do not suture until your work has been inspected. You will have fifteen minutes.
3. PUBLIC SPEAKING
2500 riot-crazed aborigines will be turned loose in the classroom with you. Calm them. You may use any ancient language except Latin or Greek.
Create life. Estimate the differences in subsequent human culture if this form of life had developed 500 million years earlier, with special attention to the probable effects on our next election. Show who would have been our next President and why.
Write a piano concerto. Orchestrate it and perform it with flute and drum. You will find a piano under your seat.
Based on your knowledge of their works, evaluate the political stability, degree of adjustment, and repressed frustrations of each of the following: Alexander of Aphrodisias, Ramsesall, Gregory of Nicoa, and Hammurabi. Support your evaluations with quotations from each man's work, making appropriate references. It is not necessary to translate.
Estimate the sociological problems which might accompany the end of the world. Construct a full-scale experiment to test your theory.
8. MANAGEMENT SCIENCE
Define management. Define science. How do they relate? Why? Create a generalized algorithm that can be used to optimize all managerial decisions. Design the systems interface and prepare all software necessary to program this algorithm on whatever computer may be selected by the examiner.
The disassembled parts of a high-powered rifle will be placed on your desk. You will also find an instruction manual, printed in Swahili. In ten minutes a hungry Bengal tiger will be admitted to the room. Take whatever action you feel appropriate. Be prepared to justify your decision.
Develop a realistic plan for refinancing the national debt. Trace the possible effects of your plan on the wave theory of light and on the overcrowding of citizens band radio channels.
11. POLITICAL SCIENCE
Pick up the phone on the desk beside you and start World War III. Report at length on its socio-political effects, if any.
Take a position for or against the truth. Prove the validity of your position.
Explain the nature of matter. Include in your answer an evaluation of the impact of mathematics on science, plus the possible effect of electromagnetic radiation on global pollution and on the love life of radar operators who spend long periods in that environment.
Sketch the development of human thought; estimate its significance. Compare this with the development of other kinds of thought.
15. GENERAL KNOWLEDGE
Describe everything you know in detail. Be objective and specific.
16. EXTRA CREDIT
Define the universe. Give three examples.