A moel decides to retire after many years in business. He has this huge jar of clippings that he's collected over the years. He doesn't know what to do with them so he goes to a taxidermist.
"I want you to take these clippings and make me something special so I can have a remembrance of all my years of hard work."
He returns to the shop in a couple of weeks. The taxidermist hands him a small wallet.
"What? This is what I get for 30 years in business, a wallet?" he asks.
"It's a special wallet," says the taxidermist, "You see, when you stroke it, it becomes a suitcase."
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