Here are the better of the quickies I've received regarding Canadian snowboarder Ross Rebagliati, who was temporarily stripped of his gold medal after testing positive for marijuana. These are jokes which are funny, but which didn't really warrant posting separately. I post such a digest whenever I have enough entries to warrant it. Particularly selective readers will probably not enjoy the digests, and may want to killfile RHF jokes with "Digest" in the title - ed.
>From: firstname.lastname@example.org (PJ Geraghty)
"Olympic snowboarding gold medalist Ross Rebagliati today was stripped of his medal when he tested positive for marijuana. Apparently, IOC officials became suspicious when they found out he was a snowboarder."
[From The Daily Show's (Comedy Central) Craig Kilborn...]
>From: email@example.com (Trudi Marrapodi)
>Subject: Re: The Canadian snowboarder stripped of Olympic gold medal
Rumor has it that the International Olympic Committee first suspected something was amiss during the medal ceremony, when the guy tried to rip the Maple Leaf off the flag--and smoke it.
And then when they played the anthem and he started singing "O Cannabis...," the jig was really up.
>From: WadeR@img.seagatesoftware.com (Wade Richards)
>Subject: The Canadian Olympic snowboarding team motto
Did you hear the motto of the Canadian Olympic Snowboarding team?
"Stronger, faster, higher."
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