I was sitting at my terminal cleaning errors on the mainframe system when a question I had been pondering for the past day popped into my head. Since the woman next to me had not gone to lunch yet, I swiveled my chair around to face her and asked,
"What is the name of the type of battery that is rectangular in shape and has the two positive and negative knobs on the top?" (I was referring to nine-volt batteries--I know, I'm capable of being very uneducated at times.)
Without thinking, she responded, "Oh, ever since I got married to my husband I don't worry about batteries."
I valued my life at the time, so I kept my mouth shut.
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