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One day a trader collapses. A concerned collegue checks on him and discovers he's not breathing. He cries out

"DOES ANY ONE KNOW CPR?!!"

A Trader at the other end hears this and yells out the reply

"No, but don't do anything! I think I have a BUY open on that"

[Heard this joke today on the cable station CNBC]

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