A SUMMARY OF MAJORS by Linsel Greene - firstname.lastname@example.org ________________________________________________________ Archaeology - "This is where the Mayans got Fucked up." Physics - "The bigger it is, the more you get Fucked up when it hits you." or "For every Fuck up, there is an equal and opposite Fuck up." International Affairs - "Let's Fuck those people up!" Chemistry - "Let's find new ways to Fuck people up." Biology - "Have you seen Whales Fuck? It is Fucked up!" Sociology - "And this is why we are all so Fucked up." Anthropology - "We inherited our fucked-upness from the monkeys." Gender Studies - "A male dominant society is what Fucked us up." Philosophy - "What does it mean to be Fucked up?" Education - "Class...can you say 'Fucked Up?'" Economics - "We can only Fuck up so much before we run out of funding." Communications - "This is a Docu-drama about me being Fucked up." Art - "I was seriously Fucked up when I drew this" Theatre - "The blocking on this scene is All Fucked up." or "To Fuck or Not to Fuck...that is the Question." Phys Ed - "Coach, were getting Fucked up out there!" Foreign Language - "There are an lot of ways to say how Fucked up this is." Music - "Ever heard Stravinsky's 'The Rite of Spring'? Damn it's Fucked up!" Computer Science - "That's not a Fuck up, it's a feature." History - "So that's how we got so Fucked up." Religion - "If you are Fucked up, it is because you have sinned." or "God is watching, so don't Fuck up!" Political Science - "Forget Fucked up! Let's Fuck Them Over!" English - "Up was the direction in which I was Fucked." Math - "This just doesn't Fucking add up!" Engineering - "Oh great...NOW what has Fucked up?" Pre-Law - "Did you know it was illegal to get Fucked up in Georgia?" Pre-Med - "I have to spend how many Fucking years here!?" Psychology - "Man! You are REALLY FUCKED UP!"
(From the "Rest" of RHF)