[I got this from my brother who got it from somebody at work.]
If you have half a brain, you can't help but notice the throng of publications, analists and net users declaring Windows 95 the Saviour of the Computer Industry. If you have less than half a brain, you probably believe it. Could it be?
Let's compare Windows 95 against a widely-accepted Saviour, Jesus of Nazareth:
Jesus Windows 95
Said, "Surely I come quickly." | Has been promised "any day now."
Is taking a lot longer to actually | Is taking a lot longer to arrive actually arrive.
Can walk on water. | Can crawl on a 486.
Sits in judgement at the pearly gates.| Will be used to judge Bill Gates.
Bible says, "In Him, all things are | Windows 95 doesn't even possible." run all possible Windows apps.
Started life as a carpenter. | Turns perfectly good computers into furniture.
Born in a manger. | Resembles something found in a barn.
Remembered for protecting the weak. | Has weak memory protection.
Was raised from the dead. | Was created from Windows 3.1.
Jesus performed great works for | Windows 95 multitasking the multitudes performance barely works.
Jesus has no sin. | Windows 95 has no shame.