It's all a matter of manners. This was a conversation overheard in a Berkeley living room some 20 years ago. Several distaff members of a family were scandalized because a young niece was pregnant and didn't know who the father was. Finally Hannah, going on 90, spoke up and said, "It's simply a matter of manners." "Why what do you mean?" "Well, in my day," she explained, "one always asked: With whom do I have the pleasure?"
(From the "Rest" of RHF)
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