One day our beloved prime minister, Brian Mulroney, had mistakenly booked two simultaneous appointments: one with the Pope of Rome, and the other with the president of the United States. So Muroney rushed back to his office, intent on meeting with both men. "Who shall send in first?" asked his aide. "Send in the Pope first," Mulroney said. "I only have to kiss his ring."
(From the "Rest" of RHF)