There once was this slimy showbiz agent named Dave who really really wanted to sleep with his premier client, a beatiful sexy fashion model. Time after time, he would proposition her, and at every opportunity she would turn him down. Finally, hs birthday rolled around, and the gorgeous fashion model agreed to sleep with pathetic Dave. They rented a hotel room, turned out the lights until only the whites of their eyes showed, and did the deed. The two then rolled over and went to sleep. A few minutes later, the model felt a tap on her shoulder. "Ooo, Dave," she said, "I didn't know you had such stamina!" And they went at it again. Minutes later, she felt that tap on her shoulder again, and again they went at it. The events were replayed about fifteen times until finally the fashion model said, "Dave! I've never known a man to have such sexual endurance!" "I'm not Dave!" said a strange man next to her. "Dave's outside selling tickets!"
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