Here is a digest of the lesser jokes on judge Thomas. Please note that some may find some of these jokes in bad taste. = = = = = = = = Subject: Thomas Hearings From: email@example.com There was some fear that the re-opened Thomas hearings would have to be postponed. It seems that Professor Hill's explicit sexual testimony was getting Senator Kennedy overly excited. The Senator has begun mentally recalling the previous night's baseball playoff game to ebb his feelings. - From Rush Limbaugh, Radio Talk Show host. = = = = = = = = Subject: New Evidence in Thomas Hearings From: firstname.lastname@example.org This is original, although fairly obvious. The recent Senate confirmation hearings have brought out a fact that civil liberties groups have long asserted. . . Clarence Thomas is a hanging judge. = = = = = = = = Subject: Clarence Thomas, Senate, semi-original From: email@example.com (Adapted from a conversation with a friend:) Is lack of a sense of humor a requirement for being a Senator? I was watching the Senate Judiciary Committee's hearings on Anita Hill's allegations of sexual harassment by Clarence Thomas. As she described how he boasted about his penis being larger than normal, I waited in vain for the committee members to ask, in unison, "Why, how large was it?" Some people just can't pick up their cues. -- Paul Mailman Billerica, MA = = = = = = = = Subject: Judge Thomas and his office equipment From: firstname.lastname@example.org (Lisa Wolfisch Nyman) During the examination of Judge Thomas' former secretary, one of the questioning senators asked Did he use a dictaphone? On the closed captioning appearing on my screen, the typist inadvertently wrote something a bit different. Did he use a dick to phone? was the interpretation. = = = = = = = = Subject: sexual harassment From: email@example.com (Gil Crouse) Jack Diamond a self described "radio personality" on MIX 107.3 radio station in Washington, DC in talking about sex harassment in the work place urged women to stand up for themselves because guys will be crude sometimes. Then he said: Guys are like dogs, you have to whack them on the nose with a newspaper sometimes and say, 'You don't pee in here, go outside.' = = = = = = = = Subject: Clarence Thomas joke From: jeffl@sybase.UUCP (Jeff Lichtman) You can blame me for this one, since I made it up myself: Q: What is Clarence Thomas's favorite drink? A: Coke with a twist. = = = = = = = = Subject: Lawyers and judges From: firstname.lastname@example.org (Geoff Allen) While pondering the Clarence Thomas sexual harassment accusations this morning, a thought struck me: Obviously, someone is lying, and lying big-time. We don't know who it is that is lying, but the implications are... If Clarence Thomas is lying, he is definitely unfit for the United States Supreme Court. But if Anita Hill is lying, is she simply demonstrating her skills as a lawyer? = = = = = = = = Subject: Sexual Harrassment From: PDCHAPIN@amherst.edu Original - but obvious. Q: Has Anita Hill ever been the victim of harrassment? A: She has now. = = = = = = = = Subject: Was it really sexual harassment? From: email@example.com (Bill Henderson) Overheard at Clarence Thomas' office on April 17, 1980 Thomas: "You know Anita, I think that I have the largest staff of any of the guys in my graduating class." Overheard at Clarence Thomas' office on April 25, 1980 Thomas: "Anita, I'd like to keep you on my staff for a really long time." Harassement? = = = = = = = = Subject: The Truth is still hidden From: firstname.lastname@example.org Original, as far as I know. So, we've heard day after day of testimony, heard from both sides of the issue, took a vote, and still the truth is elusive. Just how should one pronounce "harassment"?
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