Computer hacker's response upon being caught burglarizing a house: (1) "I have a perfect right to be here; you don't have a very good lock on your door." (2) "I had a duty to break in to show you that your lock can be picked." (3) "I can pick locks; I'm a genius of great value to society." N.B. This could probably be made into a very funny dirty joke but I have no talent for doing so. Anyone care to try?
(From the "Rest" of RHF)