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(Answers to the question of why the chicken crossed the road.)

M.L. King: It had a dream.

Pauli: There already was a chicken on the other side of the road.

Heisenberg: We are not sure which side of the road the chicken was on, but it
was moving very fast.

Ronald Reagan: I forget.

Newton: Chickens at rest tend to stay at rest.  Chickens in motion tend to
cross the road.

Bob Dylan: How many roads must one chicken cross?

Alfred E. Neumann: What? Me worry?

Molly Yard: It was a *hen*.

Henny Youngman: Take this chicken - please.

Erdos: It was forced to do so by the chicken-hole principle.

Sununu: The Air Force was only too happy to provide the  
transportation, so quite understandably the chicken availed himself  
of the opportunity.

Riemann: The answer appears in Dirichlet's lectures.

Goethe: The eternal hen-principle made it do it.

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