The letter to dad (fwd) a good reply too. (fwd) (rajesh vaidheeswarran)
From the rec.humor.funny joke archives.

These are not mine. I couldn't locate the author. But they are quite funny. So, here they are: The letter to dad: ------------------ Dear Dad, $chool i$ really great. I am making lot$ of friend$ and $tudying very hard. With all my $tuff, I $imply can't think of anything I need, $o if you would like, you can ju$t $end me a card, a$ I would love to hear from you. Love, Your $on. The Reply: ---------- Dear Son, I kNOw that astroNOmy, ecoNOmics, and oceaNOgraphy are eNOugh to keep even an hoNOr student busy. Do NOt forget that the pursuit of kNOwledge is a NOble task, and you can never study eNOugh. Love, Dad

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