Barber (jfmelco)
Merrymac Computer
(smirk, sexual)
From the rec.humor.funny joke archives.

Just thought I'd pass this along... Several years ago, while working in my shop, I had a customer in my chair that I was just finishing up. ( Haircut) As was my usual custom, I started to apply some after-shave lotion to the area around the the ears that I had just shaved. Customer: "Don't put that S#@! on me, my wife says I smell like a French Whore House with that S#@!" Another Customer in the Shop: " Hey John, you can put it on me. My wife has never been in a French Whore House..."

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