Recently the following undocumented Windows 98 error-codes were found. Microsoft forgot to explain them in the manuals, so they will be spread via the Internet:
Windows loaded - System in danger
No Error - Yet
Dynamic linking error - Your mistake is now in every file
Erroneous error - Nothing is wrong
Multitasking attempted - System confused
Malicious error - Desqview found on drive
System price error - Inadequate money spent on hardware
Broken window - Watch out for glass fragments
Horrible bug encountered - God knows what has happened
Promotional literature overflow - Mailbox full
Inadequate disk space - Free at least 50MB
Memory hog error - More Ram needed. More! More! More!
Window closed - Do not look outside
Window open - Do not look inside
Unexplained error - Please tell us how this happened
Reserved for future mistakes by our developers
Unexpected error - Huh ?
Keyboard locked - Try anything you can think of.
Unrecoverable error - System has been destroyed. Buy a new
one. Old Windows licence is not valid anymore.
User error - Not our fault. Is Not! Is Not!
Operating system overwritten - Please reinstall all your
software. We are terribly sorry.
Illegal error - You are not allowed to get this error.
Next time you will get a penalty for that.
Uncertainty error - Uncertainty may be inadequate.
System crash - We are unable to figure out our own code.
Timing error - Please wait. And wait. And wait. And wait.
Reserved for future mistakes of our developers.
Error recording error codes - Additional errors will be
Virus error - A virus has been activated in a dos-box. The
virus, however, requires Windows. All tasks will
automatically be closed and the virus will be activated
Mouse not found - A mouse driver has not been installed.
Please click the left mouse button to continue.
Error buffer overflow - Too many errors encountered.
Additional errors may not be displayed or recorded.
This will end your Windows session. Do you want to play
Time out error - Operator fell asleep while waiting for
the system to complete boot procedure.
Insufficient Memory - Only 50,312,583 bytes available