I drink alone

jgallant@world.std.com (John Gallant)
From the rec.humor.funny joke archives.

This was shared with me by a colleague at work. Origin: unknown. A man goes into a bar and orders three martinis simultaneously. The bartender is curious and asks why. The man says: "I used to go out for a drink each evening with my brother and sister who have since moved away. This makes me feel closer to them." The man comes into the bar several nights in a row and does the same thing. However, one night he comes in and only orders two drinks. The bartender is concerned. "Gee," he says, "it's none of my business but I hope nothing happened to your brother or sister." "Oh, no," the guy replies, "I quit drinking."

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