George Burns is a guest on the Oprah Winfrey Show. Oprah: George, you're around 90 years old, and you still have women hanging all over you. What's your secret? Burns: Well, Oprah, I'm simply the greatest lover in the world, and once a woman finds that out, she refuses to let me go. Oprah: Seriously, George... do you spoil them with lavish presents for being your sex toys? I mean, I can't imagine a man of your age being the world's greatest lover! Burns: I am serious, Oprah... in fact, if you don't believe me, stop by my dressing room after the show and I'll show you first hand. Oprah: Ok, you're on. After the show, Oprah stops by George's dressing room and they start to go at it. Oprah is having the time of her life, and George is really living up to his claim. After about two hours, George stops pumping... Burns: Listen, Oprah, I've gotta take a nap for a while, but if you keep both of your hands wrapped around my dick, I'll wake up soon and we can go at it again. So she does, and after about a half hour George wakes up and they start going at it again. A while later, after Oprah's fourth orgasm, George takes another breather and again says: Burns: Oprah, Oprah, you're holding up great, and I want to keep giving it to you, but I've gotta take another nap. Hold my dick with both your hands, and when I wake up, we can go at it again. Oprah: Oh, George, you really are the greatest lover in the world, and I can understand why a man your age would need to take a break now and then, but I don't understand why I need to keep both hands on your dick while you're sleeping. Burns: That's easy, babe... the last time I had sex with a talk show host in my dressing room, she stole my wallet while I was asleep.
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