Sarcastic Warning ( Kerry Stephenson)
(smirk, true)
From the rec.humor.funny joke archives.

My father works with radioactive isotopes, and from time to time he is called upon to inspect the labs in which they are used. He reports that there is a sign in one of the labs (near a rather nasty- looking contraption), which reads: WARNING: DO NOT LOOK INTO LASER WITH REMAINING EYE. I guess that's fair warning. Late, maybe--but fair.

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