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More viola jokes

WILLIADK%IUBACS.bitnet@uicvm.uic.edu
(smirk)

How is lightning like a violist's fingers?
Neither one strikes in the same place twice.

How do you keep your violin from getting stolen?
Put it in a viola case.

How do you get a viola section to play spiccato?
Write a whole note with "solo" above it.

(From the "Rest" of RHF)


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