Ronald Reagan, George Bush, Jimmy Carter, Joe Biden, Michael Dukakis' Campaign team and Gary Hart are on the sinking boat.
The President says, "Well, I guess we're all going to die!"
Bush: "I agree with the President!"
Carter: "Women and children first!"
Nixon: "Fuck the women!"
Hart: "Have we got time?"
Biden: "Have we got time?"
Dukakis: "Did you hear what Biden said?"
Reagan: "Oh, I guess we're NOT going to die."
Bush: "I agree with the President!"