-From: Leo Hendersin:GENIOSS
A young couple (Billy & Stephanie) agreed that if either of them were to ever die, the surviving one would attempt to make contact with the dead one exactly one year following the death. Billy was killed in an automobile accident two years later. As agreed, Stephanie tried to make contact with him exactly one year later and succeeded. This is how the conversation went:
Stephanie: How are things up there?
Billy: Oh, things are just wonderful. We get up every morning and make love. We then eat breakfast and make love some more. After lunch we usually take a nap then make love until supper then make love some more until we go to sleep. Then the next morning we start all over again.
Stephanie: That is wonderful. I didn't know that heaven would be like that.
Billy: I'm not in heaven. I'm a jack rabbit in Arizona!!!
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