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If I had two [rec.humor.funny]

If I had two

outbound.wimsey.bc.ca!tim_cheung (Tim Cheung)
Outbound Communications
(chuckle, sexual)

My friend was telling me about friendship and sharing... he said... You know, If I had two dollars, I'd give you one.

If I had two beers, I'd give you one.

If I had two cookies, I'd give you one.

But if I had two girlfriends, I'd give you another dollar.


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