• The brothel makes us strong (Jim Gardner) laugh, sexual
  • Dead lawyer? (Bob Gallagher) laugh, offense=lawyers
  • Discipline (Kyle Adler) funny
  • Attorney season (carlc@tekgen.TEK.COM) chuckle
  • Newfie Flies to Toronto (Eric Rapin) funny, offense=newfies
  • Politics explained (Frederick Wamsley) smirk
  • A. Whitney Brown on Reagan and Ginsberg (Jeff Meyer) chuckle
  • Another joke from Poland (resident factious factotum)) laugh
  • On the Buses (Byron Rakitzis) chuckle, offense=italians
  • Banana Loaf (Andrew MacLeod) sexual, smirk
  • Woman Goes to Las Vegas (Todd Warnock) funny, sexual
  • Take Your Date to a Nice Restaurant (C'mon Bambi. Make my day!) smirk, scatological, sexual
  • Humor from Poland (Maurice E. Suhre) chuckle
  • The Oprah Winfrey Show (Bill Kennedy) maybe, gross
  • A Soviet Man of Letters (Bapat) funny
  • Specifications (mst@cs1.UUCP) smirk
  • Comrade Stalin (janw@inmet.UUCP) chuckle
  • It's not the meat (C'mon Bambi. Make my day!) sexual, chuckle
  • Johnny at the Zoo (rsalz@pineapple.bbn.com) funny, sexual
  • Navigational error (Patricia Giencke) maybe
  • Non-existent movie titles (Billy Green) smirk
  • Church bulletin humor (Nordquist) laugh
  • Presbyophrenia (resident factious factotum)) smirk
  • Carpenters (David Ackerman) sick, funny
  • Funny Story (Jonathan G. Levy) smirk
  • Buying aspirin (Ken Yap) chuckle
  • Pilot Joke (Aaron Endelman) chuckle
  • Graffito rules... (Eric Tilenius) chuckle
  • More lawyer jokes (Scott Neugroschl) chuckle
  • Freeze, turkey (tom reingold) chuckle, sexual
  • Nasty weather (Lukas) chuckle, swearing, sexual
  • Another Texan (Bill Kennedy) smirk
  • Topical Pope Humor (Mark Mullins) maybe, sexual, offense=catholics
  • Very old Russian joke (Rick [Eric] Ledoux) smirk
  • Food service (Mike Stachowiak) laugh, sexual
  • Young drinker joke (Paul A. Suhler) chuckle
  • Country & Western (Bill Kennedy) maybe, sexual
  • Medical humor (Burch Seymour) chuckle
  • I owe, I owe (Dave Fiske) chuckle
  • Little Johnnie (Julian Cowley) chuckle
  • Shortages (Adam J. Kucznetsov) chuckle
  • The Best Hotels laugh
  • Joke told by Russian Jews (Warren Burstein) chuckle
  • Revenge (5412) gross, funny
  • Hippies (Bill Kennedy) smirk
  • Keeping Score (Bob Weissman) heard it, funny, rot13, sexual
  • Alz lang syne (heath@ncrcae.UUCP) chuckle
  • The Royal Outing (rlw@philabs.philips.com) laugh, sexual, offense=loyalists
  • Busy night in the garden (Richard Wexelblat) funny, sexual
  • An international conference and a Country Club (wong) chuckle
  • French in vogue... (cbosgd!ssbn!bill) chuckle
  • A humourous anecdote from soc.men (Henry Mensch) smirk, sexual
  • Innovative manufacturing (heath@ncrcae.UUCP) smirk, sexual
  • Morals vs geography (Brian Gordon) chuckle
  • Quick Wit Retort (sysop) chuckle
  • Academicians (Mike Lutz) chuckle
  • Wake me in time for the wedding (Sigrid Grimm) chuckle, offense=irish
  • Democracy in action (oj@apollo.UUCP) funny
  • The Chemistry set (Christopher A. Maloney) chuckle, sexual
  • Biology Class (Robert Grove) smirk
  • Mormons at it again (good@pixar.UUCP) smirk
  • A REAL honest-to-goodness Mormon joke (Mroz) chuckle, sexual
  • Amputee in a bar (Duke McMullan) funny, offense=amputees
  • The Famous Enterprise / Road Runner Story (Kee Hinckley) laugh
  • The Vasectomy (Paul Blumstein) smirk
  • Real Polish Jokes (Dan Flak) chuckle
  • American Jokes (Scott Simpson) smirk, copyright
  • Soviet Humour (Steven Swinkels) chuckle
  • Interesting Observation (Rick Jarvis) laugh
  • Stress (lyndon@ers.UUCP) chuckle
  • Why did the nun cross the road? smirk, sick
  • An Arab and a Jew (Steve Harris) maybe, semi-gross
  • Newfie at the Doctor (Greg Kiech) scatological, smirk, racist (?)
  • Stress Diet (from sci.med) (Steve Robiner) laugh
  • Rest in Peace (Ron Baakkonen) smirk
  • Mark Twain's plan for the improvement of spelling (santos@ihlpg.UUCP) funny
  • Two Morons Fishing (Anonymous) chuckle
  • Scientific Research (Wayne M. Syvinski) funny
  • The Eyes Have it (Kevin Chu) chuckle
  • Lawer joke chuckle, offense=lawers
  • Telephone man in the army (Bruce Stein) chuckle
  • Farm joke submission (Jack H. Ostroff) chuckle, offense=aggies
  • Mildly off color story using fractured French (Richard Wexelblat) chuckle
  • A Pig who Wanted to Get Weighed (zippy the pinhead) laugh
  • Standard Disclaimer (Brent C J Britton) chuckle
  • Polish Bank Joke (Dave Fiske) laugh
  • Texans and New Yorkers (Ken Barr) smirk, sexual
  • A Fortune (Craig Werner) chuckle
  • The Pope and Gary Hart (John Pieper) sidesplit, offense=Catholics
  • Generic Ethnic joke (Jon George Seidl) smirk
  • (Lack of) work (Mitch Patenaude) smirk
  • Junkie/AIDS/Condom Joke smirk
  • Safe Sex (tim@prism.TMC.COM) offense=homosexuals, sexual, smirk
  • NutWorks Dating Issue (Brent C J Britton) funny, original, sexual
  • Thrill of the hunt (Mike Newsome) chuckle
  • Top Ten Reasons for Not Graduating (srt@cs.ucla.edu) original, funny
  • VOTT'S UPPEN, KLAUS??? (Mark Stradinger) smirk, swearing
  • Problems with Hare-lips (Derrick Hamner) chuckle, swearing
  • Manners (Robert Plamondon) chuckle, offense=Christians
  • Anti-Chain Letter (Leo 'Bols Ewhac' Schwab) chuckle, original
  • Your boss may be an alien! (Doug Mackensie) chuckle
  • Friggem Young (Barnacle Wes) smirk, sexist, offense=Latter Day Saints
  • More Supposedly Real Funny Sentences (Joel E. Slotkin) funny
  • Bartender, there's a fly in my... (Kenneth Richard Tough) funny, offense=Scots
  • From Poland (Frederick Wamsley) smirk
  • Nothing can stop the US Air Force ("Henry_Cate_III.PA"@XEROX.COM) chuckle
  • Give that man a hand (Lizard) chuckle
  • Penis Length Survey (Scott Turner) funny, original, sexual
  • What goes up... (Harold Lynn Brunette) laugh
  • Endangered species (Gregory Sandell) smirk
  • Nasty Practical Joke (David B. Witherspoon) laugh
  • Dear Abbie (prince@CS.UCLA.EDU) ethnic, chuckle, sexual
  • Birds of a feather (Benton Holzwarth) smirk, long
  • It's fun to charter (Grant Robinson) chuckle
  • Diplomatic Immunity (Speed Racer) racist, offense=arabs, smirk
  • Let no Man Put Us Under (Ben Wolin) racist
  • Michael Jackson (john dyson) laugh
  • What you shouldn't say to your wife... (David S. Goldberg) chuckle, sexual
  • Ultimate rejection (Derrick Hamner) sexual, chuckle
  • Long life (Mark A. Maxwell) sexual, chuckle
  • Icefishing (Bill Crick) offense=newfies, chuckle
  • Duck hunt (Mark Kimmerly) scatological, chuckle
  • Food-porn (Who? me? name? ah...) funny
  • My dog and your dog (Inna Lauris) smirk
  • Unintentional humor in student compositions (Paul S. R. Chisholm) original, smirk
  • Romainian economic forecast for 1988 (Frederick Wamsley) chuckle
  • Sales Presantation and a Lady from Texas (Henry Wolkowicz) swearing, chuckle
  • Embarrassment (Dave Horsfall) smirk, sexual
  • Robbery (Mark Mullins) smirk
  • Jay Leno on Automobiles (John Hofbauer) chuckle
  • Best quote from the liberal bating fad in rec.humor (midkiff@uicsrd.csrd.uiuc.edu) chuckle
  • Thanks for the Subliminals (David Paulsen) original, funny
  • Russian joke (yet another) (Jeffrey Goldberg) chuckle
  • Albania, Albania, man sheds his waste on thee. (craig@unicus.UUCP) chuckle
  • New Yorker item (Sunil Sarin) smirk
  • Lawyer joke I haven't heard (Mike Hummell) smirk
  • The Joy of Newfie Sex (Andrew MacLeod) offense=newfoundlanders, sexual, chuckle
  • Both sides now (Michael O'Hair) chuckle, offense=lawyers
  • Single and in New York? (The Prime Minister) chuckle
  • Progressive Culture (Grant Robinson) sick, smirk
  • Robin Williams on the US (Jeff Meyer) smirk
  • How 'bout them cubs? (Sun Worshipper) true, chuckle
  • Two more lawyer jokes (Richard Sexton) smirk
  • Purchasing, you know... (Chris Ott) funny, sexual
  • Manners in the USSR (Paul Vixie) funny
  • Capitalist Hell vs Communist Hell ("Henry_Cate_III.PA"@XEROX.COM) funny
  • Rum Cake (Gordon Davisson) chuckle
  • Another American joke (Frederick Wamsley) smirk
  • Some original LBJs (Tom Neff) original, chuckle
  • Newlywed Game Show (Michael A. Petonic) chuckle, racist
  • Human oscillators (fritz nordby) chuckle
  • Airplanes (ludo@squawk.sq.com) smirk
  • Reagan's tractor (wendell@ihlpa.UUCP) maybe
  • Law and Order (|-|ugh) rec_humor_cull, smirk
  • Virgin Joke (Salit) sexual, chuckle, gross
  • A parable for graduate students (Julian Vrieslander) chuckle, long
  • What kind of meat do priests eat on Friday? (Ian Dickinson) rec_humor_cull, offense=catholics, chuckle
  • testosterone (Steve Losen) funny, sexual
  • Submission Nautical (Bill Kennedy) swearing, gross, smirk
  • A Lottery Winner (D. B. Ward) funny
  • Custard pie (Dikran Kassabian) smirk
  • Campus pranks (Scott R. Turner) rec_humor_cull, funny
  • Another compendium of history (Tom Newcomb) rec_humor_cull, funny
  • Radio Armenia (Jeffrey Goldberg) chuckle
  • Balls to your partner (Shankar Unni) rec_humor_cull, chuckle
  • Anecdotes 3 (Phillip Garding) rec_humor_cull, smirk
  • USEFUL PHRASES TO KNOW WHEN TRAVELLING IN MOSLEM AREAS (doug@wiley.UUCP) racist, chuckle
  • Leading the Blind (FRI@cup.portal.com) rec_humor_cull, funny
  • Rednecks (David R Kohr) chuckle, sexual
  • Efficiency (Tim Kay) chuckle, sexual
  • Rated R (kent@rose4.UUCP) swearing, sexual, sexist
  • A Traffic Yarn (Barton E. Schaefer) smirk
  • Dentist joke (Rob Dunn) chuckle
  • What hurts the most (Orran Y. Krieger) sexual, chuckle
  • Railroaded (Francois F. Ingrand) chuckle
  • Drop kick me (206) smirk
  • Christmas Gift? (Bruce Cantrall) rec_humor_cull, sexual, chuckle
  • More in the court (Rebecca Burgess) chuckle
  • WASP jokes - offensive to someone out there (Ms. Math) rec_humor_cull, chuckle, offense=wasp
  • Robbing you blind (Ken Marks) rec_humor_cull, chuckle
  • Golden Bar Joke (Tony R. Marasco) rec_humor_cull, chuckle
  • Jim Jones (d liebreich) rec_humor_cull, smirk
  • In the morning? Hell, I don't even respect you now! (Mr. Wonderful) rec_humor_cull, sexist, smirk
  • Second Coming (wes@obie.UUCP) rec_humor_cull, smirk
  • Holding a candle (commgrp@silver.bacs.indiana.edu) rec_humor_cull, offense=homosexuals, smirk
  • Philosophical military question... (merlyn@rose3.UUCP) original, smirk
  • Another chauvinist joke (Dave Horsfall) sexist, smirk
  • Don't lower the bridge (commgrp@silver.bacs.indiana.edu) rec_humor_cull, ethnic, smirk
  • Men, can't live with 'em (Angeli "Ms. Pepper" Wahlstedt) smirk, sexist
  • Apple t-shirt (offensive to female employees?) (Oliver Steele) original, smirk
  • Offensive to Australians (ph) offense=australians, chuckle
  • Springtime Planting (Bill Mullaney) chuckle
  • Vive le difference (Frederick Wamsley) chuckle, sexist
  • Disorder in the Court (Wayne Lui) funny
  • Russian joke (yes, another) (brandt@silver.bacs.indiana.edu) chuckle
  • Sex and mothers in law (Erich Francl) sexual, smirk
  • John 3:16 (Kenny Crudup) chuckle
  • More "In the Navy" (Bill Kennedy) swearing, smirk
  • Maybe Beer Isn't Better Than Women After All (M. Ali Shaik) original, funny, sexual
  • Immunity? (Salit) funny, offense=Romanians
  • Down in the boondocks. (eddie.caplan@H.GP.CS.CMU.EDU) chuckle
  • Another one rides the bus (Ed Wright) rec_humor_cull, chuckle
  • I'm pretty smart! (prince@cs.ucla.edu) rec_humor_cull, smirk, sexist
  • A nice put-down (Barry Shein) funny
  • Tell it to the Marines (Ed Wright) sexual, offense=USMC, funny
  • The locum Vicar (Greg Bond) chuckle
  • At the Plate (Perry Friedman) rec_humor_cull, chuckle
  • A little child shall lead them (sotirios saltis) sexual, dirty words, smirk
  • WW II joke (Brett K. Carver) swearing, funny
  • Age Old Joke? (Scott Scheiman) funny
  • Preying Mantis Syndrome (Bryan Wolf) smirk, sexual
  • Vacation Time (Roger Taranto) chuckle
  • Now I down't even need to check (Matt Fichtenbaum) funny, sexual
  • Alligators (Rob McDougall) sexual, smirk
  • She didn't take a shower on the boat (anon@ymous) funny, sick
  • Double negatives (Garth Baulch) rec_humor_cull, chuckle
  • The Oneliner file Annual (Funny Guy) racist, sexist, sexual, chuckle
  • Minnesota Bashing (woody1@ihlpa.UUCP) chuckle
  • Mad Martin (Jim Lockwood) funny
  • More about the 2nd oldest profession (mary@arthur.uchicago.edu) chuckle
  • What goes around (Matthew Moore) scatological, funny, swearing
  • Taking the low road (David Grieve) sexual, smirk
  • Alien sex (Galen Cochran) sexual, smirk
  • Baaaston (Scott P. Herzig) rec_humor_cull, chuckle
  • Telling Tail (Brett Genger) rec_humor_cull, funny
  • Just the Bare Facts, Ma'am (Theodore A. Kaldis) rec_humor_cull, smirk
  • The roots of Communism (Frederick Wamsley) smirk
  • Women are like snowflakes (dab@whuts.UUCP) sexual, smirk, slightly sexist
  • I sat down to roses on my piano (Jim Zeek) rec_humor_cull, chuckle
  • Telling an Optimist from a Pessimist [Again] (John Halleck, Postmaster) smirk
  • Taking notes... (Thomas S. David) rec_humor_cull, chuckle
  • Fish Story (John Blankenagel) rec_humor_cull, chuckle
  • How about head secretary? (Joel Smith) rec_humor_cull, ethnic, chuckle
  • Winnebago Surfing (BACS Data Communications Group) rec_humor_cull, chuckle
  • Window putty (Bill Crick) rec_humor_cull, smirk
  • Politics (Tom Proett) smirk
  • When you wish upon a leprechaun... (Phil OKunewick) smirk, nasty word
  • Luck of the Irish (Nicolas Leonard) funny
  • The eyes have it (Nicolas Leonard) smirk
  • Astrology in the White House (Derek Andrew) chuckle
  • Open the gates (bob@sarad.cs.su.oz.au.UUCP) chuckle
  • Furrier and furrier (Harold Lynn Brunette) rec_humor_cull, funny
  • Stolen record (John Mullen) rec_humor_cull, chuckle
  • Grave matter (Bob Hoffman) rec_humor_cull, chuckle
  • Ramdom silliness ("Henry_Cate_III.PA"@XEROX.COM) rec_humor_cull, chuckle
  • True Colours (John Trinterud) scatological, smirk
  • Glasnost and nothing but (Dennis Kriz) rec_humor_cull, original, chuckle
  • Dictionary quiz (Scott Karlin) chuckle
  • Lawyers, can't live with 'em... (Anonymous) rec_humor_cull, smirk
  • Captain / first mate joke. (Wasif Sattar) rec_humor_cull, smirk
  • Walk him and pitch to the Giraffe (John Fereira) rec_humor_cull, chuckle
  • Why is it called a funny bone when it hurts? ("Henry_Cate_III.PA"@XEROX.COM) rec_humor_cull, chuckle, copyright?
  • Sales Technique (Joe Dakes) rec_humor_cull, chuckle
  • Scot Free (neeman@uicsrd.csrd.uiuc.edu) rec_humor_cull, smirk, ethnic
  • Talk about service (BimmerPilot@cup.portal.com) rec_humor_cull, smirk, sexual
  • I'm with him (brown@mfci.UUCP) rec_humor_cull, chuckle
  • Yuppies and Oral Sex (jailbird@ihlpm.UUCP) maybe, sexual
  • Opium is the religion of the masses. (Stephanie Shelton) rec_humor_cull, smirk
  • Amusing ? item for sale (John Dodson) chuckle
  • About speed... (Nicolas Leonard) chuckle
  • Comedy Day Celebration Jokes (Art Harkin) laugh
  • Japanese Management (Mitchell Levy) rec_humor_cull, chuckle
  • They want you, they want you, they want you as a new recruit. (Baron Fujimoto) chuckle
  • Centre for disease control (David Harrison) sexual, chuckle
  • Who is the greatest? (David Finton) smirk
  • One clucks defiance (ahrens@pb2esac.UUCP) chuckle, sexual, offense=lawyers
  • I goofed (S.Saal) rec_humor_cull, gross, smirk
  • A mute in a coffee shop (tran@peora.UUCP) rec_humor_cull, smirk
  • I see things differently... (Darren F. Provine) laugh, sexual
  • You almost got me Kilt! (w25y@vax5.CCS.CORNELL.EDU) sexual, funny
  • Re: Heard on the Radio (David Chesler) original, chuckle
  • Offensive to Construction workers and Leprechauns (Daniel Hinojosa) smirk, bathroom
  • With apologies to Henny Youngman (Jim_Borza) sexual, funny
  • And a few soviet jokes ("Henry_Cate_III.PA"@XEROX.COM) smirk
  • A Modern Idea (Tim Mitchell) smirk
  • Jewish Mothers - from Leo Rosten (Ranjit Bhatnagar) smirk
  • Tired and complaining (Mosur Mohan) laugh, swearing
  • Trees (Bob Jewett) chuckle
  • Think of the team from a few years ago (Jim Gardner) funny
  • Help the Homeless (amlovell@phoenix.princeton.edu) original, laugh
  • Pausing to honour a funeral (Karen B. Johnson) smirk
  • Two Hunters in Canada (Joe Dakes) funny
  • Cheap at half the price (Lee Sailer 814-898-6268) laugh, sexual
  • More soviet jokes ("Henry_Cate_III.PA"@XEROX.COM) funny
  • Vaseline salesman (Grant Robinson) sexual, chuckle
  • Birds of a feather (Edelperson) sexual, chuckle
  • The pop quiz (Scott_Klosterman) smirk
  • Making a mountain out of a Moel (Yana Kane-Esrig) funny
  • Yugo back to the dealer? (sue hough) chuckle
  • Let's pick on the economists (Joel Coltoff) chuckle
  • Taxing Holiday in Israel (Ephraim Silverberg) chuckle, ethnic
  • Nature of the Press (Grant Robinson) chuckle
  • Angry husband (Robert Blandford) sexual, smirk
  • Orthodoxy in Alabama (Roy Smith) anti-racist, chuckle
  • 37 more telephone responses (Lindsey Durway) funny
  • Boot camp, U.S. Marines (Duke McMullan n5gax) funny, sexual
  • Sandy McTavish's kilt (Bill Kennedy) ethnic, smirk, sexual
  • Sock-it to me (Jeff Loucks) smirk
  • Misunderstanding (Duke McMullan n5gax) sexual, smirk
  • Feeling guilty (Paul Veldman) chuckle
  • Generic Jokes (David Albert) ethnic, chuckle
  • A young JEDR woman gets married... (Phillip Herring) sexual, ethnic, chuckle
  • Ashes to ashes... (Stuart Freedman) sexual, chuckle
  • South African chess (John Opalko) chuckle
  • Healing by the pipes (Peter) smirk
  • It's not the meat (Bill Kennedy) sexual, chuckle
  • Cleanliness is next to ... (Mike Godfrey) smirk
  • Australia (Hans van Staveren) chuckle
  • A Man With A Problem (Daryl Odnert) sexual, chuckle
  • Searing to new heights (Steven Swinkels) smirk, ethnic
  • Margaret Thatcher joke (John D. DiMarco) smirk
  • The Chairman (Eric C. Olson) chuckle
  • The old chat-up lines are the best... (RDONNLLY@vax1.tcd.ie) smirk, sexual
  • The Franklin Mint (Jim Carson) original, chuckle
  • Diplomatic reciprocity (Steve Willner P-316 x57123) chuckle
  • An Example of Deaf Humor (Angeli "Ms. Pepper" Wahlstedt) funny
  • David's LAST Wish (Dan Pearl) original, funny
  • Wisdom of the Gods (hmm@laura.irb.informatik.uni-dortmund.de) swearing, chuckle
  • Aural exam (Bill Semanczuk) chuckle, swearing
  • Money vs. experience (Bill Kennedy) chuckle
  • Some comments from Julius (Steve Lindsey) chuckle, sexual
  • Guinness joke (Eric Percival) funny, sexual
  • Banker (Tracy LaQuey) maybe
  • Letter to my wife (LUV) sexual, swearing, chuckle
  • Little Johnny (R. Scott V. Paterson) swearing, funny, sexual
  • Newfie goes into a bar (Colin) anti-anti-ethnic, chuckle
  • Piety (Joel Spolsky) religious stereotypes, chuckle
  • Funny who you meet (Daniel Fivel) chuckle
  • Communist Quiz (Not "Who won the F.A. cup?") (Anthony Argyriou) chuckle, offense=trotskyites
  • Death of a Pheasant (John Sahr) original, funny
  • Who do you call? (Galen Cochran) chuckle
  • Have you seen the little piggies? (Michael Wilk) chuckle, offense=aggies
  • Shave and a haircut? (bhayes@polya.Stanford.EDU) sexual, chuckle
  • Less is more (Grant Robinson) chuckle, sexual
  • Rabbinic wisdom (Daniel Fivel) chuckle, it mentions prostitution
  • Mom's Brownies (Karl Kleinpaste) chuckle
  • The rules of relationships (Kevin Summers) sexual stereotypes, smirk
  • Salman Rushdie one-liners (Michael C. Berch) chuckle, offense=Iranians
  • Sing your heart out (Swamy Bale) bathroom, funny
  • Fruits of love (Eric Percival) sexual, chuckle
  • Firing Squad (Anthony M Lovell) original, smirk
  • Summitry (Daniel Fivel) chuckle
  • Newlyweds (Chung-Pang Lai) sexual, smirk
  • Uzi vs... (Yossie Silverman) chuckle
  • Prudes and Virgins Digest, v.1 #6 (NOT13) (Prudes and Virgins Digest) original, sexual, funny
  • Bad Luck of the Irish (Duke McMullan n5gax) ethnic, chuckle
  • It's chemical (Bob Calbridge) chuckle
  • Yuks from the Yakutsk (Scotian) funny
  • Some of our TWA Coffee, or some of our... (Farshid Arman) smirk, sexual
  • Answer to Question on Nudism (Alan Filipski) original, funny, sexual references
  • Yet another East German joke (David Gadbois) smirk
  • Red-tapism (r.bieling) chuckle
  • Getting along with the natives (Frederick Wamsley) chuckle
  • The difference between the nations (Vernon Van Duijnhouen STUG) sexual, national stereotypes, chuckle
  • Only her hairdresser knows (Frederick Wamsley) sexual, chuckle
  • Choice of punishments (David Purdue) chuckle
  • The Eighteen Bottles (Donald Tsang) chuckle
  • Blind luck (Julian Vrieslander) chuckle
  • On Being Prepared for Marriage (mark@intek01.UUCP) chuckle, marital stereotypes
  • The TJ Solution (Bill Smith) sexual, smirk
  • The core of the apple (Mark Jackman) funny, sick
  • Just off Letterman (david bleckmann) chuckle
  • minister joke (Nichael Cramer) smirk
  • What's 10" long & digital? (Patrick Ryan) smirk, sexual, dick joke
  • Police stupidity (Chris Phoenix) smirk, sick
  • Dog joke (Scott McRae) chuckle
  • It's not the meat (Rouben Rostamian) funny, sexual
  • Election Day (ark@research.UUCP) chuckle
  • How wrong can a guy be? (Clifford Beshers) funny, sexual
  • Firing Squad (N. Amer Siddiqee) anti-ethnic, smirk
  • The Fireman (Stuart Freedman) smirk, sexual
  • Residency in New England (Stuart Freedman) political & state stereotypes, funny
  • Norwegian ambassador. (Bjorn Fahller TT/MLG) anti-norwegian, chuckle
  • Ask, and ye shall receive (Howard Stateman) chuckle, (mild) religious stereotype
  • When Johnny comes marching high (Frederick Wamsley) swearing, sexual, chuckle
  • Letterman's 10 New Slogans for Exxon: (Theodore John Swift) chuckle
  • Army (Michael Purvis) chuckle
  • Making it home (Sam Patton) sexual, sexual stereotypes, chuckle
  • College rejection letter (Brian Jay Gould) original, chuckle
  • High Steaks (Gabe M Wiener) offense=Memphis, chuckle
  • Still more East Block Humor (East Germany) (J. Daniel Smith) funny
  • A different Polish joke (Torsten Dahlkvist) funny
  • Condoms (potoole@maths.tcd.ie) sexual, chuckle
  • Hit the penny... (BOAG@MUVMS3.BITNET) sexual, smirk
  • Racists (Anthony Argyriou) anti-racist, racial stereotypes, chuckle
  • Freud on Seuss (Eric Hedstrom) chuckle, sexual
  • T Shirt Collection (Gord Armstrong) chuckle, some sexual or mildly offensive
  • Cory hits it big (Andrew P. Berman) chuckle
  • Oldie but coldie (Zeke Hoskin) sexual, chuckle
  • The doctor and the plumber (Douglas Ray) smirk
  • A matter of perspective (Alan Craig) chuckle
  • Told in the USSR Again (Amos Shapir) smirk
  • "No New Taxes" (Joe Miller) chuckle, original
  • Potentially offensive to English Shop Assistants (RM@praxa.com.au) anti-racist, chuckle
  • Memorial Day (Kevin R. Grazier) funny
  • This joke Quacks me up (John Fereira) meta-joke, chuckle, sexual?
  • Airline joke (LUPES@csi.compuserve.com) chuckle
  • Inquiry (Hans Buurman) sexual, chuckle
  • Zen and the Art of Bicycle Riding (c60c-3ds@WEB.Berkeley.EDU) funny
  • Last Margaliot Jokeline (A.R. PRUSS) funny, sexual, stereotypes
  • Safety (DEC Joke Exchange) sexual, chuckle
  • An object in motion... (Fearless Leader) chuckle
  • Aliens among us (Tim J Ihde) funny
  • Reincarnation (Bob & Doug McKenzie) original, smirk
  • Think ahead (Stan Szpakowicz) mild racial stereotype, chuckle
  • Eskimo (Tuna Ertemalp) chuckle, sexual
  • Endorsed by the Almighty (Glenn Cassidy) chuckle
  • Cricket match which is funnier than baseball (Anil Nair) chuckle
  • The hair o' the dog . . . (Chris Landry DTN 227-3671) laugh
  • Romanians (Paul Abraham) chuckle
  • There were these two dogs... (Martin Hanley) smirk, sexual
  • 99 Excuses For Skipping Out Of Work Early (Eric D. Hendrickson) chuckle
  • Cute Reading (john) chuckle
  • Collection of cute sayings. (Michael J. Irvin, WSU) chuckle
  • Cure for summer boredom (Howard,Robert L) chuckle
  • Like ships in the night (Graeme Cawsey) chuckle
  • Cremation. (potoole@maths.tcd.ie) chuckle
  • Regarding marshmallows (Jonathan D. Trudel) funny
  • The hardships of faith (Judah Greenblatt) offense=catholics, chuckle, original
  • Cereal Killers (John Juback) original, chuckle, offensive
  • A Paratrooper's First Jump (Gary E. Piatt) explicit sexual, funny
  • Bear bells (Jon Waite, Seattle) chuckle
  • Appl. to live in West Virginia (Kathy Moore) regional stereotypes, chuckle
  • You get what you pay for (A.R. PRUSS) funny
  • Crass comment of the year (Kevin Braunsdorf) sick, chuckle
  • Potentially offensive to economists (Timothy Rolfe) smirk
  • Surgeon General (Richard Clark) chuckle, sexual
  • What is Socialism? (Frederick Wamsley) chuckle
  • Fund-raising humor (Chris Wood) smirk
  • Ireland forever (Peter Bell) heard it, chuckle
  • Up a creek (Gary Ericson) funny, smirk
  • You can't get there from here (Mark-Jason Dominus) chuckle
  • Lots of Loons around here now (Robert Hubbs) chuckle
  • Secret Code (Scott Bobo) chuckle, offense="north coast"
  • Trains (Peter O'Toole) heard it, smirk
  • Seminarians (Michael Purvis) heard it, funny, sexual
  • Cowboy and the horse (Tuna Ertemalp) chuckle
  • And the beat goes on ... (Mike Godfrey) chuckle
  • Wasted opportunity (A.R. PRUSS) stereotypes, chuckle, sexual
  • Joke culled from a recent trip to Poland (Andrew Malton) chuckle
  • Phone a loan (Alexander R. Pruss) sexual, funny
  • Hallowe'en Costumes (Kenneth MacGregor) sexual, chuckle
  • A positive charge (John Lundberg) true, chuckle
  • Everything looks better with a fresh coat of paint... (Michael Horsch) heard it, funny
  • Birds of a feather.... (Dec Joke List) heard it, sexual, smirk
  • Nun of that here (Gerry Phibbs) heard it, sexual, funny
  • It's all in the service (David Moulton) chuckle, original
  • Virginia and W. Virginia (Steven H. Izen) sexual, offense=W. Virginians, smirk
  • A Child's View of Music (pdb059@mipl3.jpl.nasa.gov (Paul Bartholomew) funny
  • Parrot gets around (Chris PudANG) sexual, chuckle
  • Turn Over (James Pinakis) swearing, sexual, chuckle, sick
  • The Soviet phone system ... (Chuck McManis) smirk
  • Political jokes (Harumi Anne Kuno) funny
  • Traveling salesman? (Bryan Wolf) chuckle
  • Kids in class (Keith Abbey) swearing, chuckle
  • Be careful what you leave on the bus. (Peter Young) sexual, chuckle
  • Mort Sahl on Alexander Haig (Andrew Tannenbaum) chuckle, true
  • Praise the Lord (jimk@fab4.UUCP) true, chuckle
  • Making a Selection (Paul Fuqua) chuckle
  • More than a mile for that camel (cs161fcz) laugh, sexual
  • Newspaper (mis?)advertisements (Jan Mark Noworolski) true, chuckle, sexual
  • Relativity (Amitabh Shah) sexual, funny, racial stereotypes
  • Airline Seatbelts (Gregg Fielding Hinderstein) true, chuckle
  • Birds and the Bees (Papyrus Development) sexual, funny,
  • Perestroika (Eran Gat) funny
  • A matter of perspective (Viswamitra T) sexual, smirk
  • Deathbed conversion (ark@research.att.com) religious stereotypes, smirk
  • "Shit Happens" in various religions (Stuart Freedman x1708) swearing, offense=religious, chuckle
  • Scholarly Shit Happens (David Poyourow) swearing, scatological, original, chuckle
  • Usenet Oracularities (Stephen Kinzler) original, funny, varies, usenet
  • Family tree (Geoff) smirk
  • Tax hikes in MA (John Robert LoVerso) chuckle, original
  • Friendly New York City (Chris Phoenix) funny
  • Twilight Zone Commercials (pa1129%sdcc13@ucsd.edu) original, chuckle
  • A giant tortoise. (Daniel J. Salomon) smirk
  • Teamsters (David E Spiro) smirk, offense=unions
  • "Great Sex" story (TOM@dupr.ocs.drexel.edu) original, sexual, smirk
  • Marketing hype (Jim des Rivieres) math, smirk
  • Father and son (Stephen Brick) sexual, swearing, smirk
  • Not A Knock-Knock Joke (Steve Simmons) chuckle
  • Olympic athlete status (semi-topical) (Eric Postpischil) original, chuckle
  • Chemistry 101 (Mark Moore) sexual, funny
  • Take Two Tabloids and... (Steven Swinkels) funny
  • Bush & Gorby (Larry Israel) chuckle
  • Literary animals (Lance A. Sibley) pun, smirk
  • Sexual preferences of senators (Peter Flynn, UCC Computer Centre) sexual, smirk
  • Fitting end (Dan Rubesh) sexual, sexual stereotypes
  • Rocky V (Gary Levine) chuckle
  • Apartment gossip (Erik Lode) chuckle, sexual
  • Sainthood for Marcos (David L. Smith) original, smirk
  • Thousands of women to be arrested (Duane Eitzen) original, chuckle, offense=some feminists
  • I'm no joketeller, but... (Duke McMullan n5gax) chuckle, sexual
  • Time out (Philip_Young%dga.ceo.dg.com) sexual, smirk
  • British Television (Jonathan Dwyer) sexual, smirk
  • Movie synopsis (Greg) original, chuckle, scholastic stereotypes
  • Yet more lawyer jokes (Howard Stateman) chuckle, offense=lawyers
  • Life in the NCAA? (Steve Ulrich) original, chuckle
  • Newsbriefs #2 (Steve Boswell) original, smirk
  • A signature (Ken Johnson) educational stereotypes, chuckle
  • Painting the town red (POPX@vax.oxford.ac.uk) smirk
  • Best revenge (Perspicacity) national stereotypes, anti-racist, chuckle
  • Black Humour (M Smith) swearing, funny
  • Naive people (James Hsieh) chuckle
  • Twisted chain (Keith Hearn) original, chuckle
  • Cockney Alphabet going around the net. (Alex Bianchini) smirk
  • Communists in England (Rick Mather: Praxa Sydney) funny
  • The Real Reason Nobody Ever Sees Santa (Wayne Hayes) chuckle
  • The yeast of our problems (Don Libes) chuckle
  • A Muslim view of Britain (Brian Randell) religious stereotypes, smirk
  • Teach your children (Per Lundholm) smirk
  • Three pregnant women at lunch.... (Jonathan I. Kamens) sexual, chuckle
  • Usenet Oracularities #83 (Stephen Kinzler) chuckle, original
  • Fast Woman (Eric Griswold) sexual stereotypes, sexual, chuckle
  • Broken Leg (Tom Cervenka) sexual, chuckle
  • All Purpose Joke (rl1u+@andrew.cmu.edu) chuckle
  • What Time-Life Really Means (Chris Long) original, chuckle
  • Joke from SNL (Bruce Nichol) smirk
  • American Quality (Jim Battan) swearing, chuckle
  • New Integrated Income Tax Forms (Ed Hew) chuckle
  • Relax, go to it. (Larry Hardiman) scatological, smirk
  • Genealogy (GEO.DOSCH@genie.com) chuckle
  • Just say no, thank you. (Jed Dennis) smirk
  • Didn't know if he was coming or going (Burch Seymour) sexual, smirk
  • Warning sign (Dan Rubesh) smirk
  • Joseph Campbell Jokes (Scott Fisher) religious stereotypes, chuckle
  • Sign on the dotted line (Bud.Caplan@ciss.dayton.ncr.com) chuckle, sexual
  • Fishing safety (Broken Drum) chuckle
  • Outspoken Newfie (Leigh Clayton) provincial stereotypes, chuckle
  • Kids selling lemonade (original) (Matthew L. Ginsberg) religious stereotypes, smirk, original
  • The Deer Hunt (Anthony H. Galway) smirk, swearing
  • Real Life (Rob Fugina) smirk
  • Daddy's hammer (Darren New) chuckle
  • Yugo crazy (johna@gold.gvg.tek.com) smirk
  • Perestroika (Arnaud Le Hors) chuckle
  • Disneyworld Hints (Daniel Pearl) original, smirk
  • Nudist Colony Joke (Joe Dakes) sexual, smirk, homosexuality
  • Computer service (John M Harres) chuckle
  • Rottweilers (Paul Eccleson, HP Labs Bristol) chuckle
  • Fun times in East Germany (Roger Crew) smirk
  • Lawyers will be lawyers (Scott) sexual, smirk
  • Terrific (Steve Poole) sexual, funny
  • A Walk on the Wild Side (Pam Deavers) sexual?, smirk
  • An example of systems analysis (Bob Stocker) chuckle
  • Engine trouble (Diomidis Spinellis) chuckle
  • Ideal Man (Dan Flak) sexual stereotypes, chuckle, sexual
  • Channel tunnel (Jonathan R. Partington) funny
  • Yugo Thataway... (PAAAAA7@calstate.UUCP) chuckle
  • More on biodegradable plastic bags (Jonathan R. Partington) chuckle
  • Hooks in water (Dave Bakken) smirk
  • Breathalyser ?? (Eric Percival) sexual, chuckle
  • Bicycles (Richard Griffith) sexual, chuckle
  • Matrimonial Specifications (Ephraim Silverberg) sexual stereotypes, chuckle, rot13
  • Specs for a male (ANNE CAPEHART) sexual stereotypes, smirk
  • Re: Ticket holders only (Paul M Dubuc) smirk
  • Birds and the Bees talk (Spannring) sexual, smirk
  • Punishments! (MICHAEL LOH) sexual, funny
  • Story of my life (Asher B Samuels) sexual, chuckle
  • What do I look like? (Chrysalis) sexual, smirk
  • Ask Dr. Ed (John Welle) chuckle
  • From Scotland (Peter J. Dotzauer) smirk
  • The legendary wit of SJAM (Jeff Boyd) chuckle
  • Medical Marvels (Charlie Martin) sexual stereotypes, funny
  • One fine evening in Aberdeen... (Hans Huttel) chuckle
  • The Truth about Contract Bidding (Lisa Mann) chuckle
  • Vasectomy Fee (Relyea David P) sexual, funny
  • Taxes (Tim Yu) chuckle
  • Four Headlines on the day the world ends (M.G. Stinnett) chuckle
  • Vee Know Vere You Live (John Devitofranceschi) smirk
  • Ads Create History In the Making (muffy@apple.com) smirk, some sexual
  • In news just to hand... (David Purdue) chuckle
  • Divine creation (Charles Piehl) chuckle, offense=religious
  • Re: Speech in Japan (Henk Langeveld) chuckle
  • Barbara Bush's Wardrobe (Greame Mullin) chuckle
  • The new Catholic edition of Playboy (Tony)) sexual, smirk
  • Donald Trump has lots of dimes. (John Witters) chuckle
  • Tabloid ad parody (David Danzig) original, funny
  • A Prince, among men (Chris Best) smirk, sexual
  • Lancashire dialect (JC@rmc.bitnet) swearing, funny
  • Lightbulb joke: Blind people (Guy Smith) sick, original, chuckle
  • My Personal Philosophy (Bo Lindbergh) original, smirk
  • How to upset a statistician (Mik Butler) smirk
  • Quality fruit (CNAP73@vaxe.strathclyde.ac.uk) chuckle
  • Sleeping around (Scott) smirk, sexual, pun
  • Forgetfulness (0772)) smirk
  • "We will not be oversold!" (Steve Friedl) chuckle
  • New Isms for the 90s (Ranjit Bhatnagar) original, chuckle
  • The veterinarian (Bruce Wehr) sick, smirk
  • Advice for young mothers (Rajan Ramaswamy) smirk
  • Seen on a birthday card (Bob Jewett) smirk
  • Male bathroom rules (Dan Wallach) original, chuckle, bathroom
  • Making amends for IRS sins (Allan Meers) chuckle
  • Two (relatively) new Yugo/Lada jokes (Peter Flynn) chuckle
  • Lateral thinking puzzles revisited (danny@westford.ccur.com) chuckle
  • American Ambassador in London (Andrew Morton) smirk, scatological
  • Re: Stuck shift key poetry (Dave Zobel) chuckle
  • Birthday present (Charles Shub) chuckle
  • Mighty Texans (Jed Dennis) smirk
  • Better Sex (Greg Philmon) sexual, smirk
  • I Wish (Lee Conyers) sexual, smirk
  • Best of Usenet Oracularities #101-125 (Steve Kinzler) various, original
  • The Best of Usenet Oracularities #126-150 (Steve Kinzler) chuckle, various
  • British Car Humor (rimbold@apollo.com) smirk
  • Birth control, music (GarBear Irick) sexual, chuckle
  • Animal & Human Relationships (Craig Pinkerton) sexual, smirk
  • Visually challenged (Richard Beigel) chuckle
  • Time share holiday advert (Jonathan R. Partington) chuckle
  • Hello, Sailor (Duke McMullan) chuckle
  • It's not the beep, it's the locomotion (Pat Bahn) sexual, swearing, funny
  • Medical Jokes (John) sexual, chuckle
  • And speaking of Wilhelm Reich... (Denis McKeon EMERG.MED) sexual stereotypes, sexual, chuckle
  • A girl's first haircut (Bruce Wehr) sexual, chuckle
  • Comparing husbands and wives.. (Al Asmus) sexual stereotypes, smirk
  • Kludge's solutions to major world problems (KLUDGE@agcb1.larc.nasa.gov) original, chuckle
  • Back when I was in college... (Anthon Pang) chuckle
  • Stay in control (Pat) funny, sexual
  • Rules for success (Dan_Bloch@transarc.com) chuckle
  • The Day of the Wedding (Bill Spillman) (spillman william b) sexual, funny, offence=monarchists
  • Sex Test (Tigger) sexual, funny
  • Pussy (T.HESSION@genie.com) sexual, chuckle
  • What is 1 + 2 ? (Jonathan Rowe) chuckle
  • No down payment seminars (David Chesler) sexual, chuckle
  • Author solicits death threats (Gordon Letwin) chuckle
  • Commercial for detergent/contraceptive (Jeff Maziarz) funny
  • You can tell a lot about a man by the tip he leaves (Ted Johnson) chuckle
  • Comparing notes (Burch Seymour) sexual, chuckle
  • Home, sweet home (GEO.DOSCH@genie.com) sexual, funny
  • It's a business (NELS) sexual, chuckle
  • 3 for Congress (JAZBUTIS) chuckle
  • Nun (Morton Cotlar) funny
  • Watch where you sit! (Kenstir) sexual, chuckle
  • Bedroom golf (Tim Russell) sexual, chuckle
  • Bear Identification (Perry G Ramsey) chuckle
  • Letter to the fantasy column (B. Rajagopalan) original, chuckle, sexual?
  • Those people with the Holy Goal of Conversion. (Michael Hermann) chuckle, swearing
  • Breast Fixation (John Hughes) sexual, funny
  • Size not important? (J.COOLIDGE@genie.com) sexual, chuckle
  • Crossbreeding experiment (Michael J. Irvin, WSU, 509/335-0437) chuckle
  • Colonel's secret recipe (Soheila Amiri) chuckle, scatological
  • Liquid soap (Soheila Amiri) sexual, chuckle
  • The One-Liner File Annual, Nov 90 (funny-request@looking.on.ca) chuckle, various
  • The Real Oscar Mayer (Kirk Pearson) chuckle
  • The Pianist (Jeff Pesis) sexual, chuckle
  • Medical Claims Form Snafu (Mike Faber) sexual, sexual stereotypes, chuckle
  • Don't ask too many questions (Tom Markson) chuckle, sexual
  • You might be a Redneck if (Burch Seymour) regional stereotypes, chuckle
  • Romeo & the neighbours (Daniel Bowen) original, chuckle
  • Who to blame? (Robert A. Levene) chuckle
  • Army vs. Navy (Young U Huh) bathroom, chuckle
  • A little 69 (Philip Miller, Dr.) funny, sexual
  • Lawyer's age (Davin Milun) funny
  • Actuaries (Davin Milun) chuckle
  • Name Changes (sfleming@cs.heriot-watt.ac.uk) funny
  • Roberts, Falwell, Schuler (Michael J. Irvin, WSU) chuckle
  • Answering Machine Messages (Bob) original, chuckle
  • Banjo jokes (Darrell Reich) chuckle
  • Proprietary hardware (V.BLACK2@genie.com) sexual, chuckle
  • Wacky Whirly Birds (Anthony DeBoer) funny
  • Dalai Lama in NYC (Jon Berger) chuckle
  • Definition of divorce (Ronnie Kon) chuckle
  • Bad idea (CMYERS@sctnve.UUCP) chuckle
  • Communication Studies Final Exam (Chris Slattery) heard it, chuckle
  • Deliberately Disgusting Jokes (Cindy) gross, explicitly sexual, funny
  • Elephant joke (M. Edward Borasky) chuckle
  • Texas Stereotype, English wit (Douglas Spencer) chuckle, regional stereotypes
  • Wrong place at the wrong time (Ravinder Bhumbla) religious stereotypes, chuckle
  • Good medicine (George Leitmann) sexual, chuckle
  • Gay sheep (Peter Scott) sexual, chuckle
  • Adam and Eve (Gordon Runkle) heard it, funny, sexual stereotypes
  • A lucky miner in South America (Mark Hatay) sexual, chuckle
  • Definition of football (Ed Hopper) chuckle
  • That's the way we really are (V.Alkalaj,IJS-Comp.Centre) religious & national stereotypes, chuckle
  • Liberalism in the 60's (David Rochberg) chuckle
  • Soviet Humor: Muscovite memory (Tom Comeau) chuckle
  • Mississippi's finest (Gordon Newell) chuckle, original
  • Telephone answering machines (Kirsi "Kriisi" Lindh) chuckle
  • New TV Pilots (John R. Andrews 6-5995) chuckle
  • Top 10 relationship list ()) original, chuckle
  • The Three Monks (Ray Deonandan) scatological, funny, offense=religious
  • Catholic tastes (G.GRENADE@genie.com) offense=religious, funny
  • A woman walks into her psychiatrist's... (bahn_pr%ncsd.dnet@gte.com) heard it, funny, swearing
  • Brit, Scot, Irishman at a bar (Jeanne) chuckle, national stereotypes
  • Potential sexual dysfunction (Keith Ericson at TekLabs) sexual, chuckle
  • The first clean sheep joke I ever heard (Allen George Supynuk) funny
  • Making the supreme sacrifice (Paragon Dude) chuckle
  • Male Anatomy (bill) sexual, chuckle
  • The other dictator in the Middle East (Greg Kuperberg) chuckle
  • Top 10 Ways to Combat Boredom (Abhijit Chaudhari) funny, original
  • My hand is numb (Arch Hughes) smirk
  • Have you driven a Ford, lately? (Prasad) original, sexual stereotypes, chuckle
  • Choice of religion (Sherry) funny, religious stereotypes
  • American Expressway (Pete Bellas) chuckle
  • Dan Quayle once again tries to be JFK (John Newmark) original, funny
  • Seen in rec.games.bridge (Mark Brader) funny
  • Every woman is a 10 (YOURAA@morekypr.UUCP) chuckle, original
  • Neil Brown (without typo) (Doug Carter) chuckle, sexual
  • Yet another lightbulb joke (J. BLUSTEIN) chuckle, national stereotypes
  • One-party election (Dana E. Keil) chuckle
  • Why did the chicken cross the road? (John A. Bolhuis) chuckle
  • Changing Tires (Cindy Tittle Moore) sexual, funny
  • Lawyer Jokes (Marc) funny
  • A short dictionary of construction terminology (Jon R Ferro) funny
  • If it ain't country... (Michael J. Irvin) chuckle
  • Caught with his pants down... (TDESMOND@badger.ess.harris.com) sexual, chuckle
  • Senior Citizens (DOC.HANK) sexual, chuckle
  • Self Amusement (Doug Krause) sexual, chuckle
  • Personal Questions (Michael J. Irvin, WSU) sexual, chuckle
  • Sex in Bed (BINARY.BEAR@genie.com) sexual, chuckle
  • More Sex in Bed (Bertman) sexual, chuckle
  • Grading methods (CHRISTOPHER T. ZABRISKIE) chuckle
  • Follow through (John Klassa) chuckle
  • Near-Death Experience (John Klassa) heard it, sexual, chuckle
  • It's not what's on the outside that counts... (Yogi Bear) heard it, sexual
  • Anybody home? (Patrick K. Moffitt) funny
  • The recession we had to have (Glen Pringle) chuckle
  • Mysteries of the Overblown (||BATMAN||) funny
  • Mad Cows (Sara Moss) chuckle
  • An imperfect sex manual (Hans Huttel) funny, sexual
  • Official Politically Correct Terms for 1991 (65017000) chuckle
  • Diplomacy (sfleming@cs.heriot-watt.ac.uk) funny
  • Star Trek Christmas songs (JONATHAN INGRAM) chuckle
  • Papal greeting (Pete Simpson) offense=catholics, smirk
  • Dick jokes (R.POLLAND@genie.com) sexual, chuckle
  • Black hair? (L.DERNAY@genie.com) sexual stereotypes, chuckle
  • Little Johnny Jokes (Cindy) sick, chuckle
  • Energizer(tm) commercial (Jason Hunsaker) original, chuckle
  • New Radio Station on the, er, air.... (Nicholas J. Simicich) sexual stereotypes, chuckle, sexual
  • Cuban Food Shortages (Lance Norskog) chuckle
  • Two old folks' jokes (RACHEL S.) chuckle
  • Dance Jesus Dance (John F Stoffel) chuckle, offence=Christian
  • E.T. (Paul McGrath) religious stereotypes, chuckle
  • Guide to Safe Fax (Richard Messalle) sexual (mildly), chuckle
  • Keep on Truckin' (M Darrin Chaney) heard it, chuckle
  • Nuns and large families. (Shawn V. Hernan) chuckle, religious stereotypes
  • Golf insurance (bip) chuckle, sexual
  • Chocolate Layer Cake 1040 (Jody) chuckle
  • Hi-tech haikus (Damon A. Koronakos) original, chuckle
  • Vasectomy (Henry Spencer) sexual, chuckle
  • One more banjo joke... (mary%zaphod@gargoyle.uchicago.edu) musician stereotypes?, chuckle
  • Sorry, wrong number. (Gabe Wiener) chuckle
  • To Err is Hitler (Bear's_Class_Account@ub.cc.umich.edu) funny
  • Observation on Divorce (Stan Shebs) chuckle
  • Summer Movies To Whet Your Appetite (Kevin Denelsbeck) original, chuckle
  • Abortion Fines in Ann Arbor (Thomas Young Galloway) original, funny, sexual
  • Affirmative action (Phil OKunewick) chuckle
  • Check out those Canadians (Dan Barrett) funny
  • China Express ... (Staff-Jinghong _ Li) smirk
  • Music jokes (Dale Gold) smirk
  • Bovine Family (Van Snyder) chuckle
  • Radar Trap (Mike Seibel) chuckle
  • Here's my Crushed Cats Joke (John Montbriand) sick, chuckle
  • Drinking and driving (J.D. Baldwin) chuckle
  • Doing business on the opposite coast (Mike Doughney) chuckle
  • A Modern (Cynical) Fable (Todd Whitehurst) chuckle
  • English is a funny language... (J.D. Frazer) smirk, swearing
  • Self-referential riddle (ark@research.att.com) smirk, original
  • Husband and Wife (Roger Taranto) funny
  • The Jewish Mother (Pat Willmott) chuckle, religious stereotypes
  • A hard thing to give up... (Pat Traynor) sexual, funny
  • Bumper Snicker (zap@savage.UUCP) chuckle
  • A History of Math Education (Victor G. LeBlanc) chuckle
  • Penis one-liner (Robin Burke) sexual, chuckle
  • Demi Moore Vanity Fair cover photo (Michael J. Irvin, WSU) chuckle
  • Male Anatomy (Cindy) smirk, sexual
  • Senior Citizens (K.SYBESMA@genie.com) sexual, chuckle
  • Alligator pearls (Ray Deonandan) chuckle
  • Pay for your transgression (G.WHERRY@genie.com) sexual, chuckle
  • Project Managers (Bob Devine) chuckle
  • Wit and Wisdom of VP Quayle (Thomas A. Bartlett) funny, true
  • "No solicitors" -- we mean it (Stephen J. Friedl) chuckle
  • Kids say the funniest things (Jeff Knodel) funny
  • Marriage (Cindy) chuckle
  • DL.HUMOR Entrance Exam (HAUSMANN_MADDI@prune.UUCP) swearing, original, funny
  • 20 Things That Never Happen in "Star Trek" (Nick Rothwell) funny
  • More Stuff You Never See on Star Trek (John R. Robey) chuckle
  • Hell (Ake Eldberg) smirk
  • In, out, in, out. (Robert Mokry) chuckle, sexual
  • Buying votes (David F. Hare) chuckle
  • New Hampshire signs (Tim Walters) original, chuckle
  • Improve World League American Football (Jim Q. Carson) original, funny
  • Heart Attack (Dianne M. Dalman) sexual, chuckle
  • Bad dude (Craig Stacey) funny, sexual, swearing
  • Popular European Languages (Don Likeness) original, smirk
  • Dick jokes (Claire) sexual, chuckle
  • Dangerous address (Jimmy Aitken) chuckle
  • Backward masked messages (Ken Johnson) chuckle
  • Reagan (Ian Neath) chuckle
  • Thornburgh (Mike Gardner) chuckle
  • Joke from AstroPhysicist Boyfriend (Erica Liebman) chuckle
  • Corporate Approved Politically Correct Jokes (Maddi Hausmann) original, chuckle
  • The facts of life (JBOLOGNA@bentley.bitnet) sexual, funny
  • Heavenly Baseball (415) 506-6232) chuckle
  • Whose country is it? (Peter Scott) chuckle
  • Prefix, suffix, infix (John C Green Jr) smirk, swearing
  • The social value of multitasking (Ofer Inbar) chuckle
  • Not quite Wright... (Steve Connelly) original, chuckle
  • Let's make like ..... (hobson@header.enet.dec.com) funny
  • More Music Jokes (Chris Norley) chuckle
  • Forever yours (naomi seeger) sexual, chuckle
  • New Version of Old Joke (Andrew) original, smirk
  • Airplane passengers (J.D. Williams) sexual, funny
  • The Jack of All Trades (Steve Connelly) chuckle, sexual, original
  • Weight-watchers' spelling (Jamie Mason) chuckle
  • "Your mother should know" (Marc) chuckle
  • Sexual, twist, probably old (The Big Y -- Yoram Puius) smirk
  • Our world leaders (Richard W. Sabourin) smirk
  • Answer to spouse question (skantar) chuckle, sexual stereotypes
  • When I was in the military... (That Guy) chuckle, swearing, sexual
  • Grad school angst (Jack Greenbaum) chuckle
  • Hard Vacation (Buck in Fla.) chuckle, sexual
  • Unwed farmer's son's big win & discovery (JENSEN@ilp.mit.edu) chuckle
  • Drinking and Driving (Dale Larson) chuckle
  • Rabbi up to the bar, boys (Lori) funny
  • The woes of being a grease monkey (Forwarded/Hobson's Choice) chuckle, sexual
  • Murphy brown (Eric C. Olson) chuckle
  • Geography of Womanhood (Dave Chamberlin) sexual, sexual stereotypes
  • German generations (Brandon S. Dewberry) chuckle
  • If I had two (Tim Cheung) chuckle, sexual
  • Selection of golf jokes ... (Forwarded) chuckle, sexual
  • Small change ... (Forwarded) sexual, chuckle
  • Fart'n me, madame (Forwarded) chuckle, scatological
  • Bridge with the Colonel's wife (Dave Dodson) funny, sexual
  • LJBF meets the LBJ (Richard Murnane) chuckle, original
  • Dan Quayle comeback (Paul Stacy) smirk
  • More Interesting Movie Combos (Jean Cook) chuckle, original
  • Viola Jokes (Daniel M. Alt) smirk
  • Lunchtime humor (Josh_Cohen@3mail.3com.com) chuckle
  • Doctor puts down vet (Richard Murnane) chuckle
  • Getting infants to sleep (Andy Oakland) funny
  • Senator Bono? (Lazlo Nibble) funny
  • Mother Murphy's laws (seth tepfer) sexual, chuckle
  • Book your own talk show (tsw@johana.UUCP) chuckle
  • No harrasment for breast feeders (David Goodenough) topical, chuckle
  • A balanced biosphere? (unidentified user) chuckle
  • Bosnia Peace Conference (Gregory Bond) topical, chuckle
  • Sublimation (Robert J. Granvin) chuckle
  • President Clinton's first act... (Richard Murnane) topical, chuckle
  • Gimme Shelter (C. D. Tavares) chuckle
  • Sharing injuries (David Van Couvering) chuckle, heard it
  • Used Encyclopedia Salesmen? (186-003-526)) chuckle
  • Fathers and sons (PJ Geraghty) chuckle, sexual
  • Hold the Ketchup, Please (Larry Salomon Jr.) chuckle, sexual, gross
  • Seminars for Women ... (232) chuckle
  • More Seminars for Women (John Hunley) chuckle, sexual
  • And MORE Seminars for Women (Brown-Eyed Squirrel) topical, original, chuckle, sexual
  • Steal this Bumper Sticker (David Pratt) chuckle
  • Cowboy humor (Dylan Kohler) chuckle, sexual, offensive
  • PMRC's Worst Fears... (Mark Lobodzinski) chuckle
  • The Will of the People (Barry Blanchard) funny, politics
  • 25 QUESTIONS AND ANSWERS ABOUT THE "ATOM BOMB" (Alan Lustiger) original, funny, revisionist history
  • Sensual guide to departments (tvaughan) chuckle
  • Sick Chelsea (Greg Trotter) topical, chuckle
  • Great American Smoke-out (Mark Mann) chuckle
  • Tormenting Telemarketers (David L. Cathey) funny
  • Institutionalized (Mark. Gooley) funny, original
  • Waitpersons from hell (Peter J. Scott) original, funny
  • A rather exclusive warranty (Gabe M Wiener) chuckle, true
  • Allnighters.... (Jeremy Matthew Toeman) original, chuckle
  • At The Christmas Play (Jean) chuckle
  • Joke submit (Justine Ehlers) chuckle, original
  • ISlAmaBAD Airport? (Loyd) chuckle
  • Baah Baah Black Sheep (Yoss@clubs.ece.scarolina.edu) chuckle, sexual
  • Children's Books to Avoid (Yury Khidekel) chuckle, kids
  • Creationism FAQ (Richard Harter) funny, original
  • Wackos, FBIncompetents, original, funny! (Andrew Thomas-cramer) topical, chuckle, original, religion
  • No charge for admission! (Larry Denenberg) smirk
  • Ronald macdonald (Paul Christopher Workman) original, funny
  • More Writer's Euphemisms for Death (James Langdell) chuckle
  • Rush Limbaugh as TV Wrestler. (Pat) chuckle, original
  • Gender testing (Daniel Quinlan) chuckle, sexual, stereotypes
  • How to stay stressed (Stef Jones) chuckle, work
  • Family Stress Test (Terry Morris) original, chuckle
  • Suggestion box (symanzik@egr.msu.edu) chuckle
  • Top Ten Things Overheard At the White House (Dave Sklar) original, chuckle, politics
  • WifeSpeak Translated (BRYAN SMITH) chuckle, heard it
  • barney, original (Kerry Stephenson) topical, chuckle, original
  • It's all in the bait (Gary W. Flake) chuckle, sexual
  • 50 Ways to Kill an Ensign (Joel Polowin) chuckle, original, parody
  • The day after pill for men... (mary claire pugh) chuckle, sexual
  • Burnout Prevention and Recovery (Rob Fruth) chuckle, work
  • The Irish Strike Back (Bill Lawson) chuckle, bigots
  • Opens on Impact (pangolin@leland.stanford.edu) funny, original
  • Dear Mr. Computer Club (srb@helix.com) topical, funny
  • T.V. Land (Chad D Peterson) chuckle, tv
  • A Misconceived List (Carlo Sgro) original, chuckle, sex roles
  • Dictionary of performance review terms. (David Pratt) chuckle, work, heard it
  • Is there a Santa Claus? (Jim Mantle) topical, chuckle, original
  • Guide to kissing techniques (trygve lode) chuckle, philosophy
  • Software Metrics (Patti Beadles) original, funny
  • How to buy a boat (Colin Watters) chuckle
  • Anecdote about Angelo (Pope John XXIII) Roncalli (Ian Chai) chuckle
  • Santa & System Administrators (Ron Boerger) topical, chuckle, xmas
  • Conspiracy by Electric Company (Bob Luchetti) chuckle, heard it
  • Rodham Anthem (Richard G. Trott Jr) chuckle, politics, parody
  • Irish gas station (Gavin Peters) funny, politics
  • A survey about LD relationships (Francisco X DeJesus) funny, sexual, religion
  • Memory trouble (Ann Summers) chuckle
  • Jack goes to montana (Jesse Montrose) chuckle, sexual, heard it
  • 148 Thesis Donts (Peter Alan Dutton) chuckle, academia
  • The private life of Tolkien (Jonathan R. Partington) original, chuckle, literature
  • Only two drinks tonight (Joshua Mittleman) chuckle, heard it
  • October horoscope (Kerry Stephenson) funny, astrology, original
  • THE TOP FIFTEEN RIDICULOUSLY LONG BIBLICAL NAMES (Stephan Zielinski) original, funny, religion, language
  • Cajun humor (Merle Grall) chuckle
  • What if Earth First! handicapped the NFL? (Chris Carter) funny, original
  • How to Address a Politically Correct Business Letter (Andrew Berman) original, chuckle, stereotypes
  • A little pocket of oppression. (Miles Johnson) chuckle, sex stereotypes, original
  • Problem Solving Flowchart (Harry Salvini) chuckle, heard it
  • Jesus in the bar (Rebekah.Schreffler@cyberlink.beaver.pa.us) chuckle, religion, slackers
  • Perverse Guide to Jobhunting (Alan R Meiss) original, chuckle, original, employment
  • Now that the OJ trial is really getting going good.... (Susan Fuhs) topical, chuckle, celebrities
  • Ride 'em, cowboy! (Steven Swinkels) chuckle, awww, sexual
  • Guess he's a little anxious... (Andrew 'Red' Wenzel) chuckle, sexual
  • No, bad teeth (Martin Soques) topical, chuckle
  • Well, that's one way to come out... (MICHAEL A PHIPPS) funny, parents, sexual
  • Permission to initial, sir? (Terri Watson) chuckle, military
  • If only the IRS were run like Microsoft (Michael Glass at Fermilab) chuckle, taxes, bureaucracy
  • Mangling Interpersonal Relationships (Jeff Crowell) chuckle, management, heard it
  • Anything for You (pjquin@ecr.mu.oz.au) chuckle, relationships
  • It's dark in here... (Rus Ambler) chuckle, sexual, heard it
  • Nun shall pass (Martyn Amos) chuckle, religion, sexual
  • Please, Mr. Postman... (Denise C. Bradshaw) chuckle, government
  • Red, Raw Meat! (Dave Fuess) chuckle, lunch
  • Even best friends won't tell you (University of New Haven Site Guest Acct) chuckle, heard it
  • Tourism, Florida and sick humor (Joel Andrew Huddleston) topical, chuckle, original
  • Generations compared (Rick Richard) chuckle, original
  • Nursery Tale (Mark Conty) chuckle, religion, health care
  • Cat owners will agree... (Dawn Myfanwy Cohen) chuckle, animals
  • Fore!play (Mark Armstrong) chuckle, golf, sexual
  • PC Midwinter Festival in a Pear Tree (Jaye Pinterics) topical, chuckle, holidays, pc
  • Actual pick-up attempt (Robert Vollman) chuckle, dating
  • Santa's checkride (THEBOBSTER@delphi.com) topical, funny, holidays, aviation
  • Re: Cat owners will agree... (Ian Barkley-Yeung) topical, chuckle, animals, kids
  • What happens when your voice changes (William M. Coney) chuckle, awww
  • Good news and bad news... (Mike Kavcak) topical, chuckle
  • 3 guys applying to the CIA... (Ben Dubin) chuckle, heard it
  • You've Read Oedipus The King... (John Perry) chuckle, literature
  • Reply to Wile E. Coyote v. ACME Company suit (Jim Menard) funny, parody, cartoons
  • Democrat joke (Lavonia Tillis) chuckle, heard it, offense=Democrats
  • International sex (Paul Darwen) original, funny, nationalities, sexual
  • The God Squad (Andy Coyne) chuckle, religion, publishing
  • Lesbian Frogs (Ken Weinert) chuckle, sexual
  • Shark Chum (Justin P. Norfleet) chuckle
  • TQM from on high (Jason K. Schechner) chuckle
  • "Do not operate heavy machinery while wearing..." (Amethyst) chuckle
  • What's that sound? (John Bailin) chuckle, heard it
  • Bar scene (Zisen Liu) chuckle
  • Lost in the translation (This is my bacque pas, this is my faux pas)) chuckle, offense=Christians
  • Topical, Political (Silas Hurry) chuckle, offense=conservatives, heard it
  • The Colonel won't be proud... (Holger Reusch) chuckle
  • Humor in Lawsuits (Jeff Lee) chuckle, long
  • 7 dwarfs (Kimac) chuckle, sexual, swearing
  • Warning label joke (Kawamura) chuckle
  • PBS under the Republicans (Timothy Moy) chuckle, offense=conservatives
  • How to get rid of unwanted phone calls. (Elan Feingold) chuckle
  • Bar Joke (Seth Hillbrand) chuckle, heard it
  • Tiered pricing (Tony Konashenok) chuckle
  • Apology (Cardinal Ximenez) original, chuckle, swearing
  • FW: Fossil submission (Perzentka, Tom R.) chuckle
  • And he faced his mortality..... (Nancy Bonanno) chuckle
  • Xmas (Heikki A. Levanto) topical, chuckle, offense=Christians
  • Business travel (Robert G. Cooke, M.D.) original, chuckle, sexual
  • Seen on condom machine... (Erick Marvi Vermillion-salsbury) chuckle
  • Annals of legal etiquette (Mitchell Wand) chuckle
  • Seeing Eye Chihuahua (Michael C. Nesel) chuckle
  • Psyschiatric Hotline (Gary Koerzendorfer) chuckle, heard it
  • Another bar joke... (Snibor Eoj) chuckle
  • Judge Ito's Bar and Grill (J Munchausen) chuckle
  • How much time do I have?!? (Hansang Bae) chuckle
  • The Prodigal Son's Return (SARDog3752) chuckle
  • Reagan's funeral. (Dhiraj Thakkar) chuckle
  • Best Sign (Michael R. Grabois) chuckle
  • All in a Day's Work (AJSchn@aol.com) chuckle
  • The College Food Chain (Brock Schneiderman) chuckle
  • The **COMPLETE** us & uk confusions (D J Barton) chuckle, long, sexual, swearing, offense=British & Americans
  • Thin Walls (DayneG@aol.com) original, chuckle, sexual
  • World War II Ace? (Bill Mc Caffery) chuckle, heard it
  • Army joke (Kevin Bittick) laugh, sexual
  • Graffiti (Wolfgang Sirges) chuckle, sexual
  • The letter to dad (fwd) a good reply too. (fwd) (rajesh vaidheeswarran) chuckle
  • Tee hee. how long has this been circulating? (Robert Forsman) laugh, Internet
  • The Talented Frog (Larry P. Schrof) chuckle, sexual, heard it
  • The info Highway... (Elkana) chuckle, Internet
  • Remember me? (Michael Lorton) chuckle
  • Meat? (Michael R. Erb) laugh
  • Apparently-From: sagan@AOL.sol.mwy (Joshua W. Burton) original, chuckle
  • Your starship captain might be... (Mark H. Anbinder) chuckle
  • OJ's Statements to Judge Ito (Tim Fitzpatrick) topical, chuckle
  • If Dr Seuss wrote for Star Trek... (Astrid Jekat) chuckle
  • We'll Your Honor, You See.... (Ernie Smith) chuckle, sexual, sick
  • Doctors can be funny! (John Wagner) chuckle
  • I'll have what's behind Door Number 3, please! (Steam) chuckle
  • The History of the Universe in 200 Words or Less (Eric Schulman) chuckle
  • Letter of recommendation (David Cheng) chuckle
  • McDonald's Solilquy (Gregory Lam) funny
  • Groan (Graeme Dunlop) chuckle
  • Translation from English to corporate (Tony Konashenok) original, chuckle
  • Yoda grammar (greck cannon) laugh, swearing
  • Entrance Exam (Jennifer Denise Werner) chuckle, heard it, offense=football players
  • A Blonde (male) joke I hadn't heard before. (Alan Dekok) chuckle, sexual
  • Which Condom to Choose? (Teresa Ziakas) chuckle, sexual
  • Jesus on the cross (KCarp5827@aol.com) chuckle, heard it, offense=Christians
  • Some driving humor (John_David_Galt@cup.portal.com) chuckle
  • Classic tale retold (Mark Hartman) original, chuckle
  • Bilingual Message (Tony Brown) chuckle, French
  • Does Jordan make enough? (Carl D. Cravens) chuckle
  • MIT Student & Harvard (Funny Pages Mailing List) chuckle
  • How to find the driver's state !! (rajesh vaidheeswarran) chuckle, forwarded
  • Rejected State Mottos (Jeff0573@aol.com) chuckle, offense=Americans
  • Another 'I quit' joke. (Robert W. Adams) chuckle, swearing
  • Miscellaneous Unproductive Time (Carl Schelin) chuckle
  • The # of The Beast (Bill Fason) chuckle
  • Fwd: From the murky mind of MelloScoob (MelloScoob@aol.com) chuckle, stereotypes
  • Universal Poker (Matt Gerke) chuckle
  • AD&D Monster Manual appendum (Egon) chuckle, heard it
  • "With a moo-moo here..." (Jeff I Markley) chuckle
  • You Might be a Michigander (Michael A. Frezell) chuckle
  • Just in time for Xmas! (Pat Niemeyer) topical, original, laugh, offense=Christians
  • And she's no blond..... (wb8foz@netcom.com) chuckle, original
  • Jeffrey Dahmer (Michael Zimmerman) chuckle, sick
  • Yes, Virginia, there is a Cthulhu (aurienne) chuckle
  • Snappy dresser (Reicks, Jason) funny, sick
  • Just speak louder (Alan Van nevel) chuckle
  • Neiman Marcus Cookie recipe... the rest of the story (Larry Rogers) chuckle
  • End of the world? (Egon) chuckle
  • Looking on the bright side (Richard Swent) chuckle
  • A delicacy of delicacies (Jonathan Hayward) original, chuckle
  • From Reuters Online 1/26/97 (Reo) chuckle
  • Chemical limerick (Adam Bernard) chuckle
  • Peter's Evil Overlord List (Nevin ":-]" Liber) chuckle, heard it
  • Damn good thing they don't have a union (Stephan Zielinski) original, chuckle
  • The Chocolate Ritual (Ian) chuckle
  • Dolphin Sex Offenders (Iggy) Zuniga) chuckle, sexual, offense=women
  • Humor: Not an accusation, just evidence (Mark Atwood) chuckle, heard it
  • All that glitters ... (Joseph Voros) funny, true, heard it
  • Lost quarto of Hamlet (Douglas Wolk) chuckle
  • Pilot to Maintenance Compendium (Bob Neidorff) chuckle
  • Humor: Best Law Enforcement Agency (Mark Atwood) chuckle, heard it
  • The price of conversion (David Kravitz) chuckle, heard it, offense=Jews
  • CAUGHT RED-HANDED (Miss Kitty) chuckle, sexual
  • Politics - Nixon, Jackson, Hart, Biden (Joshua Mittleman) topical, smirk, swearing
  • Pit Bulls (Bennett Andres) topical, chuckle
  • Judge Bork (Jeff Meyer) topical, chuckle
  • Spuds Joke (John Eaton) topical, smirk
  • Jabberstocky (peter@prism.UUCP) topical, smirk
  • Gary Hart Comes Clean (brad@looking.UUCP) sexual, topical, semi-original
  • JJ: Jim and Tammy Theme Song (hinson@convex.UUCP) original, chuckle, topical
  • Some Tammy Bakker Humour (blumenthal @ home with the armadillos) chuckle, topical
  • Collection of Stock Market Jokes after the Crash (funny@looking.UUCP)
  • Topical joke from rec.auto (Gary Powell) chuckle, topical
  • His Final Text (Chris, x3660) laugh, topical
  • Pit bull with AIDS (Schaffer) funny, topical
  • L.A. Earthquake (Bob Bickford) topical, chuckle
  • Out of the mouths of babes.... (aMAZon) smirk, topical
  • Christian Republican pair (psc@lznv.UUCP) topical, chuckle
  • Jesus loves the little children (commgrp@silver.bacs.indiana.edu) topical, funny
  • Guess who (Dave Davey) topical, funny
  • Jim Bakker's new book (Frederick Wamsley) smirk, topical
  • Gary Hart Jokes (Michael Tod Rose) sexual, topical, chuckle, swearing
  • Gary Hart witticism (Don Cameron) topical, smirk
  • More Gary Hart (Jeff Meyer) swearing, topical
  • More Hart Campaign (The Happy Hacker) topical, smirk, sexual
  • Gary Hart (Peter Ahrens) topical, chuckle
  • Amtrak with Wings (John Moore) topical, chuckle
  • Televangelists (commgrp@silver.bacs.indiana.edu) rec_humor_cull, topical, smirk
  • And now the all important hill test (Frederick Wamsley) topical, chuckle
  • Birthday High (Tom Neff) topical, maybe
  • Reagan's astrologist-advisor (Michael O'Hair) funny, topical
  • Baltimore, City of Champions (Kent Paul Dolan) topical, funny
  • Bush isn't that close to Reagan (Fred Douglis) true, chuckle, topical
  • Take me out (Sal Desimone) topical, chuckle
  • Blue skys over (Ron Pekar) original, topical, chuckle
  • Games people play (heath@ncrcae.UUCP) chuckle, topical
  • A timely joke (Keith Arnaud x57400) topical, smirk
  • US IRS (true story) (Frederick Wamsley) topical, smirk, true
  • Jesse Jackson. (Frederick Wamsley) topical, funny, offense=Jesse Jackson
  • Modern Times (Jan Steinman) topical, funny
  • Poor George (David Albert) rec_humor_cull, topical, funny
  • Sept. 7th (Brian Westley) rec_humor_cull, topical, chuckle
  • Quayle bashing (treese@ATHENA.MIT.EDU) topical, smirk
  • Ring Harbour? (Brad Templeton) topical, chuckle, original
  • Up up and away (Lynn Robert Holtzman) funny, topical, sick
  • Our Pal Dan (Daniel . Abramovitch) topical, funny
  • George Bush: He's "Just Folks" (Jeff Meyer) chuckle, topical
  • We stand on guard for thee... (fbaube@note.nsf.gov) funny, topical
  • Affection Gap (Lee Sailer 814-898-6268) true, chuckle, sexual, topical
  • Top ten reasons I love New York beaches (An eel called Judy) original, chuckle, topical
  • Chicken Hawk (Yosi Hoshen) rec_humor_cull, topical, funny
  • Bush running mate (Charlie Richter) rec_humor_cull, topical, chuckle
  • Down on the farm (Steve Schonberger) funny, topical
  • Zorba the Clerk (Jonathan D. Trudel) topical, funny
  • Social Debt (Jack Gorrie) topical, chuckle
  • "Whose side are you on, anyway...." (Werner Uhrig) chuckle, topical
  • Collection of Olympic and Ben Johnson Jokes (Funny Guy) some original, doubt it, smirk, chuckle, topical
  • You want Dukakis jokes? (Craig) chuckle, topical
  • Quayle (Maurice Herlihy) topical, smirk
  • Quayle rehabilitation (Charlie Richter) topical, smirk
  • Yet another campaign joke (Seth Gordon) topical, chuckle
  • Baseball and hot dogs (dba@ihlpe.UUCP) topical, funny
  • Big Ben Speeding Again? (Evan Leibovitch) topical, chuckle
  • Union TV Ads (Shane Looker) topical, funny
  • Wheat, fields of wheat (Will Deich) topical, chuckle
  • Quayle joke (Evan Marcus) topical, sexual, laugh
  • Vote Democrat (Peter Grina) topical, chuckle
  • Dan the Man (Mark Johnson) topical, smirk
  • What they need is a bulletproof Quayle (sandyg@copper.MDP.TEK.COM) topical, chuckle
  • King Bentsen (Lightning Strikes) topical, smirk
  • More on J. Danforth Pigeon (Leo 'Bols Ewhac' Schwab) topical, smirk
  • Net makes SNL (Dave Goldblatt) topical, chuckle
  • A Quail in my voice (Susan Hammond) topical, funny
  • Elvis (Ronald J. Notarius) topical, funny
  • American and Canadian Senate. (Nicolas Leonard) topical, smirk
  • A Quail in my voice (Susan Hammond) topical, funny
  • VP Dan Quayle (Bill Kennedy) topical, chuckle
  • Dan Quayle via Julian Bond (Peter Morreale) topical, chuckle
  • Another by Rushdie? (Steve Schonberger) topical, funny, offense=Buddhists
  • Tasteless Ted Bundy Aeronautical Joke. (John Witters) topical, maybe
  • Cold snap (Donald P Perley) original, chuckle, topical
  • A thousand points of amnesia (Steven Swinkels, Fearless Leader) topical, funny
  • Pan-Am loses engine (Scott Paisley) topical, funny
  • Big Ea$t (The Prime Minister) original, topical, smirk
  • Split (Jay Wooten) topical, smirk
  • Don't let it show (Gerard Stafleu) topical, smirk
  • 3-time losers (Fearless Leader) chuckle, topical
  • Dan Quayle again -- can't you folks get enough? (CHRISTOPHER CHENEY) smirk, topical
  • Year in Review (Raj Wall) chuckle, topical
  • Special Limited-Time Offer (Jeff Meyer) topical, chuckle
  • Elections in Poland (Steve Dyer) topical, maybe, sexual
  • Minimum Wage and the President (John Vander Borght) topical, chuckle
  • Poor Mr. Rushdie (Frederick Wamsley) topical, original, chuckle
  • Dan Quayle (YA) (T.S. Reddy) topical, smirk
  • Exxon attacked (Greg Barnes) topical, smirk
  • How many Exxon captains? (Paul S. R. Chisolm) topical, pun, chuckle
  • Alas Alaska (Gregory N. Bond) topical, chuckle
  • Fusion (Mike Ciaraldi) topical, smirk
  • Marcos (Paul Tomblin) sick, funny, topical
  • Recording of Satanic Verses (Eric Griswold) original, chuckle, topical
  • China protest news (George Moore) topical, chuckle, pun
  • I wish it were a joke (Rodney Mood) topical, true, chuckle
  • New room-temperature-fusion discovery (Patrick J. Flynn) chuckle, topical
  • Ayatollah U (Mike Godfrey) topical, chuckle, original
  • A bad day in China (Marshall E. Presser) sick, rot13, chuckle, topical
  • Upsetting to Brits (arthur@mck-csc.UUCP) topical, sick, funny, rot13
  • Exxon bashing (Steve Poole) topical, smirk
  • Good News, Bad News (James A. Parker) original, topical, funny
  • Catastrophic Spill (Curmudgeon) topical, chuckle
  • Amazing scientific discovery (J. Radlow) topical, funny
  • A dignified affair (John Lundberg) topical, chuckle, national stereotypes
  • The Bar Bat (Fred_Ennis@Compuserve) topical, funny
  • Who has.... (Gabe M Wiener) topical, chuckle
  • Pied Piper of Hamelin updated (Brian Randell) chuckle, topical
  • Funny names (Shankar Unni) topical, funny
  • Poor old Dan Again (Yang Wang) topical, smirk
  • Johnny Carson on EXXON (Allan Meers) topical, chuckle, sexual?
  • Stealth Bomber Bumper Sticker (eli@ursa-major.SPDCC.COM) topical, funny
  • Home Movies (Richard Sexton) topical, smirk, sexual
  • Flag burning (Barry D. Benowitz) topical, chuckle
  • United 232 aftermath (Raj Wall) topical, sick, chuckle
  • Believability in advertising (Mark Reinhold) topical, true, funny
  • Toilet paper lines (L. Scott) topical, chuckle
  • Flag burning punishment (ethan miller) topical, chuckle
  • Actual quote (John A. Murphy) true, chuckle, topical
  • More QuAkE jOkEs (K-9 Mk IV) topical, chuckle
  • Earthquake reconstruction plans (Roger Crew) topical, sick, chuckle
  • Gorbachev Joke (NXD102@wpsuvm.UUCP) topical, chuckle
  • Still More Dan Quayle (Glenn R. Stone) chuckle
  • Dead John Belushi (Paul J. Orlandi) sick, chuckle
  • Californians not reassured (David Vinayak Wallace) topical, smirk
  • Presidential quotes (Ken Lee) topical, smirk
  • Illustrated History in Beijing (sullivan@crabcake.cs.jhu.edu) smirk
  • War On Drugs Nostalgia (Jeff Meyer) chuckle
  • Top 10 Punishments for Zsa-Zsa Gabor (ryan d mathews) topical, original, chuckle
  • Panama (Peter van der Linden) topical, smirk, original, swearing
  • Panama Invasion/Recruiting (Joseph M Miller) original, topical, chuckle
  • A job for Noriega (Jeff C. Glover) topical, chuckle, original
  • Workers of the world..abandon ship! (Richard Ewing) topical, smirk
  • Christmas present possibilities (Jimmy Aitken) topical, smirk
  • Cypress press (Eric Percival) topical, smirk, slightly sick
  • Adding insult to injury (Frederick Wamsley) topical, chuckle, sexual
  • The Loma Prieta event (Mark G. Johnson) topical, smirk, sexual
  • Faster than a speeding bullet (Sprecher yossy) topical, chuckle
  • Hungarian Reforms (Joel Spolsky) topical, funny
  • Tear down the Wall! (fabrice@sj.ate.slb.com) topical, chuckle
  • Bussing Joke (Mike Prewitt) topical, smirk
  • Very Topical Knock-Knock Joke (Robert Jon Diamond) topical, smirk
  • What are they fighting about? (Garry Didinsky) topical, smirk
  • Donald Trump (various) (chuck) topical, smirk
  • Junk bonds (Art Werschulz) topical, smirk, pun
  • Reform joke (Sevarian [Bill David]) topical, smirk
  • Fry Guys on the Politburo? (Gordon Mohr) topical, chuckle
  • Fast-food in USSR (Scott Coulter) topical, smirk
  • Breakfast of champs (Panama Collection) (Mark Tassinari) various
  • How Bout Them Broncos? (Richard W Travsky) topical, funny
  • Silly topical comment (Tom) topical, smirk
  • Via the wall (Kenneth Flint) original, smirk, topical
  • Theft in East Berlin (Payman Khalili) topical, chuckle
  • Storm Warning (David Lesher) topical, funny
  • Billy Martin (sick) (Craig D. Musicant) topical, funny, sick
  • At the wall... (Stewart Daniels) topical, smirk
  • Bush league (Larry Denenberg) topical, smirk
  • The most confused person in the world (David Sherman) topical, chuckle
  • Back to the Future (Jim Kendall) topical, smirk
  • Bush gives "reading" lessons (Jeffrey L David) topical, smirk
  • Airlines in the News (Eric Price) topical, chuckle, sexual
  • Moscow Rationing (Allan Meers) topical, smirk
  • Offensive to Black Lawyers (Stuart Lynne) topical, chuckle
  • Top Ten Soviet Demands of Lithuania (Peter Dill) topical, original, funny
  • Feminine Revolution (Mario Dorion - Sun Montreal) topical, smirk, sexual stereotypes
  • Iranian super-gun spoof (Paul Martin) topical, smirk
  • FREE Offer (Lonhyn T. Jasinskyj) topical, smirk
  • Less power to the people! (Stephen J. Friedl) laugh
  • United Europe (Vijay Madisetti) topical, smirk
  • Re: help from the West (dyurman@cdp.UUCP) chuckle, topical
  • Earth Day (REMARQ01@ulkyvm.bitnet) topical, smirk
  • Earthquake Alert (goodman@thebay.enet.dec.com) topical, smirk
  • Salman Rushdie, Saddam Hussein, and Pete Rose (Bob Crosson) topical, funny
  • How long will it last? (Karen Johnson Morgan) topical, funny
  • More Moslem humor (Lars S. Nyland) topical, smirk
  • Saddam (Jeremy Roussak) topical, smirk
  • More comparisons for a certain Iraqi (Martyn K. White) topical, chuckle
  • Saddam is Hitler?? (HollisThe Big Kahuna Ross) topical, laugh
  • Iraqi tanks (Stephen Tenbrink) topical, smirk
  • S&L Bailout (Prasad Raje) topical, chuckle
  • Gulf crisis (Dave Brennan) topical, smirk
  • Beep... (Mike Cuddy) topical, chuckle
  • Iraq() (Randell Jesup) original, computer, topical, smirk
  • Caught between Iraq and a Hard Place (funny-request@looking.on.ca) topical, chuckle
  • Lab rats suicide after listening to Judas Priest (Matt Logan) topical, chuckle
  • A loner (GW Ryan) topical, chuckle
  • Bush: Watch my lips (Compta)) topical, smirk
  • Bush Announces A Travel Schedule? (Roman) topical, chuckle
  • Budget cuts (wickart@ijf2.intel.com) topical, chuckle
  • Mirror mirror (Michael Gordon) topical, chuckle
  • Saddam Hussein Live! (Josh Mittleman) topical, chuckle
  • Iraqi Embargo (Alden.Wilner@wichita.ncr.com) topical, sick, chuckle
  • Sununu Snicker (harry forbes) topical, chuckle
  • IRAQ ATTACK (Kerry Calvert) topical, chuckle
  • Funny Finances (Brad Strand) chuckle, topical
  • Business News (Jamie Blustein) topical, chuckle
  • Safety in LA (Edward Lopez) topical, chuckle
  • Technical Experts sent to Eastern Europe (Greg Lindahl) topical, chuckle
  • We could be here a while... (Andreas Meyer) topical, chuckle, original
  • Gorby's hybrid (Tapani Tarvainen) chuckle
  • Zsa Zsa in L.A. (Arnie) topical, chuckle
  • St. Patrick's Day (6600galt@ucsbuxa.bitnet) topical, chuckle
  • Rest easy (ark@research.att.com) topical, chuckle
  • Nocturnal recreational habits of California cops (Eric P. Scott) topical, funny
  • Gorbachev and Bush (Adam Glass) topical, funny
  • Scary thought for the day (Jim Griffith) topical, chuckle
  • Woodland sounds (David Weinstein) original, laugh
  • Another bridge joke (motbos!mcdbos!remanco!chuck@decwrl.UUCP) chuckle
  • Rodney King humor (Chris Roon *croon*) sick, smirk
  • The Strong Arm of the Law (josh@cs.rutgers.edu) topical, chuckle
  • NASA's bill for repairs (Allan Meers - Sun Education) topical, chuckle, original
  • United Germany (Thomas Matthew Geller) chuckle
  • Gideon's Gag (josh@cs.rutgers.edu) topical, chuckle
  • New LAPD Motto (David Robinson) topical, chuckle
  • Gates is back (matchmaker@houston.relay.ucm.org) topical, chuckle
  • Gandhi and British Police (David England) topical, funny
  • Archeological find? (Dave Brennan) chuckle, topical, sick
  • Re: Rickey Henderson's 939th stolen base (Chuck Worth) chuckle
  • Soviet coup joke (David Wall) topical, chuckle, original
  • Ancient Technology (Leo 'Bols Ewhac' Schwab) topical, chuckle, computer
  • Quayle's presidential insight (Rusty Sanders) original, smirk
  • NASA watching (TDESMOND@badger.ess.harris.com) chuckle
  • Stanford honor code (Thomas Fruchterman) original, funny, topical
  • G.O.P. To Do List (Evan L. Marcus) topical, chuckle
  • Soviet Coup Digest (funny-request@looking.on.ca) topical, various, digest
  • On the Apple/IBM alliance (Evan L. Marcus [Sun NJ Systems Consultant]) funny, topical, computer
  • Digest of jokes on Serial Killer Jeffrey Dahmer (funny-request@looking.on.ca) topical, sick, chuckle
  • Pee-Wee's Pee Wee Digest (funny-request@looking.on.ca) topical, sexual, chuckle
  • Stanford research (Edward L. Rodriguez) topical, chuckle
  • Plagiarism plagiarism (Dean Pentcheff) topical, true, chuckle
  • Roseanne's Baby (Mary.Nelson) topical, funny
  • C. Thomas quickies (Andy.Banta@eng.sun.com) topical, chuckle, sexual, original
  • Have you come back yet? (David Lesher) topical, chuckle
  • Sen. Kennedy on Prof. Hill (Mike Scanlon) topical, sick, chuckle
  • Jolt Cola (Gerard Van der Leun) topical, chuckle, sexual, sick
  • Creative marketing (Frederick Wamsley) chuckle, topical
  • Clarence Thomas's career prospects (Wendy Thrash) topical, chuckle, sexual
  • Used company for sale... cheap! (Bryce Nesbitt) topical, smirk
  • Another LA Cop joke (Shelley Louie) topical, smirk
  • Be prepared (Merlyn LeRoy) chuckle
  • Offensive to LA police (Frederick Wamsley) topical, smirk, original
  • Alumni made good (Arnie) chuckle, sick, topical
  • Teddy Kennedy, master of disaster (PJ Geraghty) topical, smirk
  • More Rodney King humour (Hopelessly in love w/Donna Reed) topical, smirk
  • Oh, that "Bill and Ted" (u16028%uicvm.bitnet@utcs.utoronto.ca) chuckle
  • Thanksgiving and space (Wm. Randolph Franklin) smirk
  • Just ahead on the right (Allan Pratt) topical, smirk
  • Pee-wee's next episode (Mark Lutz) funny, sexual
  • Foreign people and cars (Vijay R) chuckle
  • Pee-Wee is back (Lee Crocker) topical, smirk, sexual
  • Poor Clarence Thomas (Scott Woodson) chuckle, offensive to ?, original, topical
  • Willy gets off quickly... (lee@puck.mport.com) topical, chuckle, original
  • Willy gets off... (lee@puck.mport.com) topical, chuckle, original, sexual
  • Where the Hell is Carmen San Diego? (Andrew Tannenbaum) topical, chuckle, true
  • The break-up of the Soviet Union (smb@ulysses.att.com) topical, chuckle
  • Biosphere 2, a step in a new direction (Raymond Chen) chuckle
  • Top 10 Plans for ATF in Waco (scotty@verdix.com) topical, chuckle, original
  • Mars Observer Found (Harry Langenbacher) topical, chuckle, science
  • Solution... (Rick Zeman) topical, funny, sexual
  • Wilson Announces Anti-Quake Bill (Michael Stone) topical, chuckle
  • Tonya Harding Center for Opponent Neutralization (John S. Jacob) topical, funny, sports
  • How to really "make money fast" (Jeff Carroll) topical, chuckle
  • It figures (Jim Griffith) topical, chuckle
  • Nixon is no more.. (Tom Head) topical, chuckle
  • Open Letter to French Prime Minister (Cris Pedregal Martin) topical, chuckle
  • Re: Michael Jackson's divorce (Rita Baker) topical, laugh, heard it
  • Cable guy joke (J P Blackwood) topical, chuckle
  • Making Dole go bananas... (Humorbear@aol.com) topical, chuckle, offensive, American politics
  • CERT Advisory CA-96.13 - Alien/OS Vulnerability (fwd) (tjb3@columbia.edu) topical, funny, Internet, SPOILERS (ID4)
  • Oksana Baiul (Phil Hartung) topical, chuckle
  • Chinese Year of the Ox (MJ Gallant) topical, chuckle, heard it
  • Hong Kong takeover (Lance R. Bailey) topical, chuckle, offense=Chinese
  • Breaking news story (Jim Griffith) topical, chuckle
  • Interesting software ideas (Will Hill) smirk, original
  • Poem submission (Bill Kennedy) smirk
  • A true story (Rick Lahrson) smirk
  • The real reason for the crash (Kee Hinckley) chuckle, topical
  • Microsoft (Frederick Wamsley) original, laugh, offense=Bill Gates, topical
  • Computer Salesmen (Mike Ciaraldi) smirk
  • Lunch at Hewlett Packard (Richard Sexton) chuckle
  • Future Wristwatch (Mark_Israel@uqv-mts.UUCP) chuckle
  • Tao of programming (doug@sco.UUCP) laugh
  • Humourous Quotes from Professors at UW (Math society newsletter) chuckle
  • New Languages (maxwell@ablnc.UUCP) heard it, chuckle
  • Re: song contest (Mike Godfrey) true, smirk
  • Alice in DIGITALand (rsalz@pineapple.bbn.com) funny, long
  • Selecting a Programming Language (Brian Wilson) original, chuckle, heard it
  • Mini & Micro (George Moore) sexual, chuckle
  • Sour Macs (srt@aero.UUCP) chuckle, true?
  • Computer Science Educational Breakthrough (Ross Williams) funny, original
  • Future computing newspaper (Arch Robison) original, smirk
  • Another comp.newprod reject? (Jack Morrison) original, chuckle
  • Support your dealers (ellene@microsoft.UUCP) true, chuckle
  • Computer follies (P.Robinson) funny, original
  • DP Man (Greg Gerke) rec_humor_cull, original?, smirk
  • Job Position Ad for SoulWaste (John Perry) chuckle, original
  • True Microsoft story (Frederick Wamsley) true, chuckle
  • 5th Generation (Brent C J Britton) rec_humor_cull, original, chuckle
  • That does not compute (Lee Sailer) chuckle
  • COBOL programming anyone? (Brad Broom) funny, true, original
  • How many flats did they bring? (Carl S. Gutekunst) chuckle
  • Yet another comparison joke (Michael Jordan) maybe
  • Itty Bitty Machines (Andrew Moore) chuckle
  • A fine place to work (Brent C J Britton) rec_humor_cull, chuckle
  • New software (Randy Nelson) chuckle
  • DATA statements... ("Henry_Cate_III.PA"@XEROX.COM) chuckle
  • It pays to be experienced (P.Smith) chuckle, true
  • Old one about a professional debate (edw@zps.UUCP) chuckle, heard it
  • Mathematical Language (Michael Bauers) heard it, chuckle
  • Tenne-C (Steven) heard it, funny
  • IBM Parody (Vick Khera)
  • The oldest Classic of All (Daraius Hathiram)
  • Mail and Femail (Kevyn Collins-Thompson) chuckle, true, computer
  • Lwall can't help me with this one (David Sherman) computer, true, smirk
  • AI Koans (ajs@hpfcajs.UUCP) chuckle
  • The Worm Before Christmas (David K. Bradley) topical, computer, original, chuckle
  • The POWER of RANDOM (Federico Genoese-Zerbi) true, smirk
  • Three rodents with defective visual perception (Roger Mach) heard it, chuckle
  • Coming full circle in TV technology (Jeff Hoffman) true, chuckle
  • NASA Engineers (Stephen Walton) chuckle, sexual
  • Writing a research paper (Gabe M Wiener) chuckle
  • Statisticians Joke (Chris Maltby) chuckle
  • New Punchline to old joke (Joan McGalliard) computer, funny
  • Penthouse PET (Tom Betz) highly sexual, chuckle, computer, puns
  • Rinaldo's laws of organizations (Rich Salz) chuckle
  • Decline of the Romans (Rich Salz) smirk
  • Collection of new benchmark names (Rob Adams x5527) original collection, smirk
  • An old advertisement (Rich Kulawiec) truenews, smirk
  • Addicted To Vi (Chuck Musciano) chuckle, original
  • Field Replaceable Mouse Balls (gregj@microsoft.UUCP) computer, chuckle, true
  • Drinking Philosophers (Bill Pugh) true, smirk
  • Topological joke... (Mathew) chuckle
  • Backwoods fun (Jon Singer) topical, original, chuckle
  • Quantum physics (Andrew Arensburger) original, funny
  • Another Eng/Phys/Math (Wolfgang Sohrt) chuckle, science
  • Computer Archeology (Eric Woudenberg) original, true, smirk, computer
  • G'day Mate (Pat Hirayama) chuckle, true
  • Computer terms glossary (yet another) (Alan Silverstein) computer, smirk
  • How to read electronics advertising (Josh Sirota) computer, chuckle
  • Naive User Stories (Bluegrass For Breakfast) true, funny, computer
  • Concurrency in the real world (Mark Reinhold) computer, funny
  • High Price Computer (Stephen D Hawley) true, funny, racial stereotypes, computer
  • Software development and envelopment at MIT. (greg@bosco.Berkeley.EDU) original, chuckle
  • Global Edits (Martyn Thomas) true, computer, chuckle
  • From harsh life experiences we all know that: (S. Travaglia, University of Waikato, New Zealand) swearing, chuckle
  • Have they fixed the supercomputer bug yet? (William Setzer) chuckle, science
  • Cancer in rats (Brett K. Carver) original, funny
  • Answers to the famous 'Final Exam' (Rick Prins) chuckle, original
  • Piaget's conservation experiment. (Ross Williams) science, chuckle
  • Halting Problem is Solvable (Bala Rajagopalan) computer, smirk
  • Equal time (Teemu Leisti) science, chuckle, offense=creationists
  • The very BEST wrong answer! (Mark Urban-Lurain) true, computer, smirk
  • Computer Viruses (Mike Faber) original, computer, smirk
  • Origin & use of computer languages (Alan Hargreaves) computer, smirk
  • Church and graphics systems (Jan Eric Larsson) original, computer, smirk
  • Food for thought (George Moore) heard it, funny
  • COBOL Forever (Jim Tubman) computer, funny
  • What NeXT? (Bryce Nesbitt) computer, chuckle
  • Life in user-interface Hell (Mark-Jason Dominus) computers, smirk
  • "Purity" test for programmers (hayes@psunuce.bitnet) computers, funny
  • New 3B2 emulator for the 386 (Steve Friedl, 3B2-kind-of-guy) computer, original, smirk
  • An alternate view of the universe (Stuart Freedman) computer, smirk
  • Fwd: Signed by God (Todd L. Masco) computer, chuckle, offense=devout
  • Poor Great Old Man (Mark-Jason Dominus) science, chuckle
  • Fermat's Last Flight (Matt S Wartell) chuckle, mathematics
  • Recipe for disaster (Paul Carroll) original, chuckle
  • DEC Confuser News (Stuart Freedman [x1708]) computer, chuckle
  • Happy un-valentine, dear (Fred Douglis) chuckle, computer
  • What is your favorite subatomic particle? (Joe Smith) science, chuckle
  • Incredible Scientific Discovery (Ronald S Baakkonen +1 201 949 7941) chuckle, science
  • GDB sing-along (Parody to "Doe a deer") (Lynn Slater) computer, smirk, original
  • Practical joke for UNIX users (John "The Squid" Byrd) computer, smirk
  • News from Animal Medicine (Raj Wall) chuckle, science
  • Two to one (Stefan Chakerian) science, chuckle
  • God lost Her NSF grant (Jeff Abrahamson) science, chuckle
  • How does a VLSI designer paint a living room? (ark@research.att.com) computer, chuckle
  • Parody to the tune "Doe, a deer" (Jesse M. Mundis) original, chuckle, computer
  • A new, *very* high tech computer virus (Sidney Markowitz) smirk, computer
  • Maybe this should go in comp.risks.... (Al Evans) unix, chuckle, true
  • A parable about generality in architecture (Paul A Vixie) computer, chuckle
  • What language is afoot? (Brian Pane) computer, chuckle
  • More prog. lang. Help (RAMontante) computer, smirk
  • Shoot yourself in the foot yet again. (PLS@cup.portal.com) computer, chuckle
  • Quantum theory of socks (Jonathan R. Partington) science, original, smirk
  • Billygate (Breck Witte) topical, computer, smirk
  • These strings walk into a bar (Robert Mokry) meta-joke, original, chuckle, computer
  • Schrodinger's Cat (Johan Blixt) funny, true
  • How to write a Rap/House/Disco song (Brendan Jones) computer, chuckle, offense=rapsingers
  • Another Computer Genesis (Mark E. Shoulson) computer, original, smirk
  • Referee's report on the Bible (Jonathan R. Partington) original, smirk, science
  • Machine Room Operations (Dean J. Tabor) computer, funny, chuckle
  • Self-help books (Henry Kautz) computer, chuckle
  • Adds another dimension to the story. (Hildebaby) science, chuckle
  • PC Dealer buys the farm (Andrew Fry) computer, chuckle
  • Definitions of "obvious" (They Call Me Tim) science, chuckle
  • Cover me (Yuri Rubinsky) computer, chuckle
  • New product announcement (Ian) computer, funny
  • Ode to C (Jon S. Stumpf) computer, chuckle
  • Heaven & Hell (x1708)) computer, chuckle
  • The Strategic Defense Initiative (SDI/Star Wars) (Bryce Jasmer) computer, funny
  • Bug (Lilly Spirkovska) original, computer, smirk
  • British Compaq advertisement (John Coughlin) true, funny, computer
  • New ideas in detector physics (Phillip W. Nabours) true, smirk, science
  • FET (Jinfu Chen) computer, chuckle
  • Built like a tank (6600pete@ucsbuxa.UUCP) smirk, computer
  • Why my job is sometimes frustrating (Charles H. Buchholtz) original, smirk, computer
  • Computer Scientists, Hackers and Light Bulbs (Christopher M. Whatley) smirk, computer
  • Lucky for the world... (Steve Friedl) original, computer, chuckle
  • UNC Fall '90 course corrections (Kevin Denelsbeck) original, computer, chuckle
  • Nytol for your Vax (Brendan Kehoe) computer, original, chuckle
  • Software lawsuits (tada@athena.mit.edu) computer, smirk
  • The Wonderful Thing About Standards.... (Carl S. Gutekunst) true, chuckle, computer
  • Men's minds (Charleen Bunjiovianna Stoner) computer, smirk, pun
  • Least Publishable Increment (Stan Reeves) science, chuckle, original
  • Please, no more mail about mail! (Jim Crammond) computer, smirk
  • The Red Army and ADA (luis@octopus.tds.kth.se) computer, chuckle
  • Oracle performance explained (Paul Gillingwater) computer, smirk
  • Open Lawsuit Foundation (Neil Katin) computer, chuckle
  • An analogy of Operating Systems, from Hunzeker (Paul A Vixie) computer, chuckle
  • Rec.humor.funny OS's (Ofer Inbar) computer, original, smirk
  • Stuck shift key poetry (Tom Schiavinato) computer, smirk
  • More IBM 3090/VM Humor, smirk (Chet) computer, original, funny
  • Math Purity Test (Ken "The Snake" Clubok) science, original, chuckle
  • Terms of venery (Evan Morton) pun, smirk, computer, sexual?
  • How to be a lecturer (Jonathan R. Partington) science, chuckle
  • Extended Sign-Off Mnemonics (trygve lode) computer, smirk, funny
  • NASA Public Press Release (Fubar) science, chuckle
  • The Software Development Process (DAN MILEY) chuckle, computer
  • The UNIX Philosophy (Steve Huff) heard it, computer, chuckle
  • Involuntary Attrition (Brian Scearce) funny, computer
  • My favourite things (Robert Anton Fabian) sexual, chuckle, original, computer
  • The Computer Expert's Glossary (Jeff Pesis) computer, funny
  • What You Can Do to the Bible With A Computer (Paul M Dubuc) funny, true, computer
  • Hack Scoreboard I'd Like to See (Tom Boutell) funny, computer
  • Evolution of a programmer (Dennis Lou) computer, funny, original
  • Conference announcement [original] (ark@research.att.com) true, computer, chuckle
  • Microsloshed Walls (trygve lode) computer, funny
  • NULL - The Ultimate Computer Language (John R. Andrews 6-5995) computer, chuckle, original
  • Bathroom Language (Tom Limoncelli@Drew University) computer, chuckle
  • Rules for Starfleet Programmers (Mitch Wagner) computer, funny
  • Advanced User's Guide (George MOORE) computer, chuckle
  • Logical Laws & Accurate Axioms (KT @ GENIEus) computer, funny
  • Re: UNIX jokes: Here goes... (Raymond Juimong Chen) usenet, chuckle
  • APPLE sues itself--film at 11. (David Lowry) computer, original, chuckle
  • VI manual pages (Alex Lopez-Ortiz) chuckle, computer, original
  • Deceased cows in YOUR programs (Judy Anderson) true, chuckle, computer
  • Two lions escape from the zoo. (bahn_pr%ncsd.dnet@gte.com) funny, computer
  • Change bulb in sed? (Gavin Stark) computer, smirk
  • How to coach in the computer biz (evans@decvax.dec.com) computer, chuckle
  • Three men and a car (John Mckeown) computer, chuckle
  • Secrets of the gurus (Joe) computer, chuckle
  • Changes in Perceptions (Nicholas J. Simicich) true, computer, chuckle
  • Snappy answers to uptight professors: more (Jon Livesey) true, chuckle, science
  • Cyberpunk parody (Steve Connelly) original, computer, funny
  • More Scientific Truth in Product Labels (Mark Dionne x5551) funny, science
  • Random Filter (Ken Blackman) computer, original, chuckle
  • Ritchie on Ritchie (Dennis Ritchie) computer, original, chuckle
  • Touch tone Christmas (Daniel P Dern) original, computer, chuckle
  • "Warm" Fusion in Chicken Soup (Shane D. Deichman) chuckle, science
  • ChainLetterChainLetterChainLetter... (mr. yawei) funny, computer
  • Pre-release announcement of XDOS7 (religion) (Rob Slade) original, computer, offense=religious, chuckle
  • C-{sp 2}- language (omar@pogo.gnu.ai.mit.edu) computer, chuckle
  • Computer consultants (JOKE BOY) computer, chuckle
  • Speed of a computer (davidsen@crdos1.crd.ge.com) computer, chuckle
  • New Word Order? (Stephen J. Friedl) original, pun, chuckle
  • Dealer Support by the Manufacturer? (Phil OKunewick) true, computer, chuckle
  • FOR SALE: IBM PC, DRASTICALLY REDUCED FROM PURCHASE PRICE!!!! (David Albert) true, chuckle, computer
  • A is for Apple (Douglas Spencer) original, computer, chuckle
  • Valentine letter (Stan Ivener) chuckle, computer
  • Programming pearl (Ben Pashkoff) computer, funny
  • The Ninja Master (stevec@bu-pub.bu.edu) original, computer, chuckle
  • C Compiler Errors (For Real). (A J Cunningham) computer, chuckle
  • Daffynition (T. William Wells) computer, chuckle, original
  • The computer generation (Sid Gordon, Digital Israel, EIS) computer, true, chuckle
  • Scientific Method (Paul Fuqua) science, chuckle
  • Laboratory novelties and practical jokes (Zev Winicur) original, science, funny
  • Salescritter says... (Greg Rose) true, computer
  • More OS : City comparisons (Bob Deen) computer, chuckle, original
  • The mouse who computed .... (kovar@eclectic.com) computer, chuckle
  • FW: Security news update (a-marifh@microsoft.com) true, chuckle, computer
  • Power Users (Richard Murnane) original, funny, computer
  • Quantum Mechanics (Mark Shoulson) science, chuckle
  • Re: teasing net.people (todd born) computer, chuckle
  • Lessons Learned From Comp 4 (Kevin Denelsbeck) computer, funny
  • TV Network Computer Nerds (Robert S. Coats) computer, chuckle, original
  • Orders of Magnitude (Dale Mensch) computer, chuckle, original
  • Programming Languages Are Like Women (Kenneth B. Kirksey) chuckle, computer, sexual stereotypes
  • Programming the hard way (Charles Merriam) chuckle, computer, original
  • Sunsoft quote (Alan Denney) chuckle, computer
  • Check Disclaimer for Software Purchases (Lawrence Curcio) computer, funny
  • La Boite Bleue (William A Rennie) smirk, computer
  • Hacker/Light Bulb Joke (Todd C. Gleason) computer, smirk
  • Crank Unified Theories (Todd A. Brun) original, funny
  • Electronic lovers ... (Hobson's Choice) computer, sexual, smirk
  • Software vs. silverware (Bob Kanefsky) original, computer, chuckle
  • Programmer's Drinking Song (TLS@uvmadmin.bitnet) computer, smirk, heard it
  • Programmer's model of the user (Steven.Maker@dartmouth.edu) original, computer, chuckle
  • My funny story (Libby Keenan) true, chuckle, computer
  • Train station analogy (Roger Brook) computer, chuckle, original
  • Hubble cocktail (--Arild.) chuckle, science
  • Learning Inhibitions (Don Sterk) original, chuckle, science
  • Side effect of an infinite universe (Robert Smart) chuckle, science
  • Obscure physics joke. (Nicholas Weaver) chuckle, science
  • If architects had to work like programmers... (J.David Ruggiero) funny, computers
  • Reviewspeak (Tim Wood) original, chuckle
  • Apple Announcement (Ron Reiner) funny, original, computers
  • Virus Alert: Potomac Fevers Approach Pandemic Proportions (Jason Christian) chuckle, computers
  • Customer Service (from The System Manager) (Ed Wilts) funny, heard it
  • System Problem Report Form (Bernard Hatt) chuckle, computers, original
  • Creative writing project. (Ian Horswill) original, funny, computers
  • Authority on Babies (Mikemoe) chuckle, computers
  • Meaningless Computer Names (Ben Scott) chuckle, original
  • Be the first on your block... (Christopher Lishka) chuckle, computers, original
  • They're at it again... (Name Withheld) chuckle, computers
  • Presidential E-mail Summary (mcconley@athena.mit.edu) topical, chuckle, computers, original
  • FTP xfer speed (Osiris Pedroso) chuckle, computers
  • Lost in translation (J. Jeff Roberts) original, chuckle, computers
  • Time Sheets (Leitch@biologysx.lan.nrc.ca) chuckle, work, computers
  • EMail to the Chief (Nicholas C. Weaver) topical, chuckle, computer
  • UNIX for the PC (Ernest Prabhakar) funny, computers, original
  • Grad student's checklist (blythes@cs.rpi.edu) chuckle, academia, computers
  • The Problem with HAL (Stef Jones) chuckle, computers
  • Hi-res color (Mark James) chuckle, computers
  • FOOTOS -- A Guide to Modern Operating Systems (Jeremy Elson) chuckle, computers, original
  • Motorola, Intel and a World Class IDIOT (I. Nandhra x 4567) chuckle, computers, management, long
  • But I *do* write software... (Steven King, Software Archaeologist) funny, books, computers
  • Why the Internet is Like... (Jean.Camp@brain.trust.cs.cmu.edu) original, chuckle, computers, sexual
  • Global Bus Error: Jesus coming parody (Zhahai Stewart) funny, computers
  • Brave New World - Political Division (SLINE@phs.bgsm.wfu.edu) topical, funny, election, computers
  • Transcripts from the General Motors help line (Michael Edward Chastain) original, chuckle, computers
  • Q&A: THE PENTIUM FDIV BUG (Michael Reed) topical, chuckle, computers
  • Emailing a Portrait (Michael Malone) laugh, computers
  • Gates strikes again! (Dan Zerkle) topical, chuckle, religion, computers
  • Standard Bonehead Reply Form (Eric James Ewanco) chuckle, computers
  • 50 Ways To Perplex In The Computer Lab (Eric A. Seiden) funny, computers
  • BBS User from Hell! (Jawed Karim) funny, computers
  • Computer Nightmares (Jeff Liebermann) chuckle, original, computers, true
  • Proper diskette care and usage (Keith Meidling) funny, computers
  • Electrical Engineering Purity Test (Nabeel Robert Ibrahim) chuckle, computers
  • Not by Jerry Pournelle, oh no (matt.trask@bix.com) funny, parody, computers
  • Microsoft Clarifies Trademark Policies (Nancy Cedeno) topical, chuckle, computers
  • Re: Possible bug? (Netbomb NoSupport) topical, chuckle, computers, ISPs, parody
  • FUN: Microsoft C++ (Jeff DeMello, Oracle Secure Systems) chuckle, computers
  • What is AOL? (Lee Ann Rucker) funny, computers
  • AOL Disks (Ronald Reiner) chuckle, computers
  • New device (Dan Beauvais) laugh, computers
  • Hi-Tech Coasters - Free! (Rich Chen) chuckle, computers
  • Win95 vs Jesus Christ (Wayne Davison) topical, chuckle, computers
  • The C++ programmer's "wedding" (Tim MacKenzie) original, funny, computers
  • Newtons' Lightbulbs (Trey Jones) chuckle
  • What you did not know about Windows 95 (fa@dat.dtu.dk) chuckle, computers
  • If Dr. Seuss Were a Technical Writer..... (DementDJ) chuckle
  • Weird Text Filters (Wayne Hayes) chuckle, UNIX
  • Tech Support... (charles@krl.caltech.edu) funny, computers
  • Cup Holder with 4x oversampling (Ranma Saotome) smirk, computers
  • NOSMOKE.EXE (Daniel Shapiro) chuckle, computers
  • Diary of an AOL user (LA County Outdoor Science School) chuckle, Internet, offense=aol-users, forwarded
  • Now That *IS* Fast (John Jung) topical, chuckle, original, computers
  • "Look-and-feel" Lawsuit (Dave Hemming) laugh, computers
  • Labor pains (Dr. Roger M. Firestone) chuckle, chemistry
  • Service call not included (Peter A. Klein) chuckle, computers
  • We'll arrive between 9 and 5 (Mark Mullins) heard it, chuckle
  • 12 Days of Christmas (Alan Perry) laugh, heard it, swearing
  • Get me to the church (Zahid Ahsanullah) smirk, heard it
  • Mormon jokes (The Cute Cuddle Creature) heard it, chuckle
  • More Pigs (Bil Lewis) heard it, smirk
  • Overheard from a Soviet Diplomat (Bil Lewis) heard it, funny
  • Austria (Jim Kendall) heard it, funny
  • World war II joke (A. Ozselcuk) laugh, heard it, swearing
  • High Priced Parable (Mark Tassinari) heard it, chuckle, sexual
  • How to handle the police (The Polymath) heard it, funny
  • Economists (Irving Reid) heard it, smirk
  • Marooned (Robert Blandford) heard it, chuckle
  • Les langues du monde (David Geiser) heard it, smirk
  • Cab Drivers who have affairs (Bullwinkle J. Moose) heard it, chuckle
  • Skydiving (Dave Wallace) heard it, funny
  • Genie Joke heard it, laugh
  • Condom joke (David B. Whiteman) heard it, chuckle, sexual
  • Various, some of the them old (John A. Murphy) heard it, smirk
  • A Tasteless Joke (Michael Burtz) sexual, swearing, heard it, smirk
  • Collection Plate (Jim Demitriou) heard it, laugh
  • We do Pick on Lawyers (Slartibartfast) heard it, chuckle
  • MacIntosh joke (W. Jim Jordan) heard it, funny
  • The Bar Bet (Mr. X) heard it, funny
  • Why I fired my secretary (Patricia Giencke) chuckle
  • 3 little sows (Steven Swinkels) heard it, chuckle
  • Convent joke (cl100442@ulkyvx05.bitnet) heard it, funny, sexual
  • Easily offended old ladies heard it, chuckle
  • Pain, real pain (Derrick Hamner) heard it, smirk
  • In Earnest (Bill Petro) heard it, smirk
  • Store it in the trunk (Rick Lahrson) chuckle, heard it, sexual
  • The three wishes (Kenneth Richard Tough) heard it, chuckle
  • The three dogs (Rick Clements) heard it, chuckle
  • Political joke from Gore Vidal (Kent Paul Dolan) heard it, smirk, offense=republicans
  • If at first (Rob Peck) smirk, heard it
  • Size Matters Not (Derrick Hamner) heard it, chuckle
  • One of my personal favourites (John Henshaw) sidesplit, heard it
  • A man isn't complete until he's married. (Michael J. Farren) heard it, smirk
  • Gas stations - offensive to (Idle Daemon) heard it, chuckle, sexual
  • Beatles news (Larry Lopez) sick, smirk, heard it
  • A Genie joke ("Henry_Cate_III.PA"@XEROX.COM) heard it, funny
  • The best medicine (Pamela Towers & Jolene Papa) heard it, sexual, chuckle
  • Political Science Lesson (Ken Marks) heard it, funny
  • The difference between theory and experiment. (Theodore John Swift) heard it, chuckle
  • Secret Policeman's Ball (Raj Wall) heard it, chuckle
  • More marxist jokes (John Field) funny, heard it
  • Brown Cow, White Cow (Maurice E. Suhre) sexual, swearing, heard it, smirk
  • How many beans make three? (Viet) rec_humor_cull, funny, heard it
  • Hot and Juicy (Viet) rec_humor_cull, sexual, smirk, heard it
  • How Reagan Selected Bush in 1980 (Jeffrey Goldberg) smirk, heard it
  • In the vicinity of Texas (Dave Dodson) smirk, heard it
  • Ordered sets (heath@ncrcae.UUCP) heard it, smirk, ethnic, swearing
  • Headache cure (Charles Neil) heard it, funny, sexual
  • We must, we must, we must improve... (William Chuang) rec_humor_cull, heard it, chuckle, sexual
  • The writing is on the wall? (Michael Hadjimichael) heard it, chuckle
  • Holy condominium, Batman! (Seth I Rich) chuckle, sexual, heard it
  • International diplomacy (Bill Kennedy) heard it, sexual, smirk
  • Courtroom humor (Tom Proett) heard it, chuckle
  • Adam & Eve (Ray Asbury) sexist, offense=men, chuckle, heard it
  • Up yours (Steven M. Michelson) heard it, smirk, swearing
  • The box was marked medium (heath@ncrcae.UUCP) heard it, smirk
  • Joke enjoyed only by men. (Arnold L. McGuire) sexist, laugh, sexist, sexist, heard it
  • Have I got a deal (alj@mtunb.UUCP) heard it, chuckle
  • Collection of Shuttle Jokes (anonymous@erehwon.UUCP) sick, funny, heard it
  • Ducky.. (kiribanda@math.colombo.edu) rec_humor_cull, heard it, funny
  • Problem for a carpet layer (resident factious factotum)) smirk, heard it
  • What's in a name? (Orr Michael) heard it, racist, chuckle
  • Polly want a crack-up? (Adam Moskowitz) heard it, chuckle
  • Subtly sexual, 1996, U.S. policy on child-bearing (Winnie Williams) chuckle, heard it, sexual
  • Odd job (M. Joseph Barone) chuckle, heard it
  • You're never a loan with a Rolls (Werner R. Uhrig) heard it, funny
  • Put it away (MONTY SMITH) rec_humor_cull, chuckle, heard it, sexual
  • Golf and Sex Joke (Pete Granger) heard it, chuckle, sexual
  • Classic Farmer joke (Neil Weinstock) heard it, funny
  • A joke my father always liked... (Bret A. Shefter) heard it, funny, sexual
  • Greek Horses? (Richard Sexton) funny, heard it
  • Re: Trains. (steve) rec_humor_cull, heard it, chuckle
  • Man comes home after bad day at the office. (Dale Clark) heard it, chuckle
  • A letter from momma (David Palkowski) heard it, chuckle
  • newlyweds (K.R.Nauman@ihnp4.UUCP) sexual, chuckle, heard it
  • I love Grad School. (Wayne K. Schroll) heard it, smirk
  • One of our parrots is missing (Mike Godfrey) heard it, chuckle
  • God and The Post Office (TheMessenger) heard it, chuckle
  • Christmas angel (Paula Cloud) heard it, topical, smirk
  • Possibly offensive to male engineers (Eric McRae) heard it, smirk, sexual
  • Train joke (Kristi Simmons) swearing, smirk, heard it
  • A parrot who could not talk (Gary Sutcliffe) heard it, sick, chuckle
  • Dream, dream dream.... (Kevin Johnson) heard it, chuckle
  • Easter Joke (Evan Wilkoff) smirk, heard it
  • Conventioneers (Bill Kennedy) heard it, chuckle, sexual
  • Mortal talks with God (Greg Hackney) smirk, heard it
  • A priest and his parrot (dwv@ihuxz.UUCP) sexual, heard it, smirk
  • Priests and brothels (John Bowe) heard it, smirk, anti-racist, religious stereotype
  • Geriatric problems (Daniel Fivel) heard it, scatological, smirk
  • Good Predictions (Pete_Bob Apple) anti-anti-semitic, heard it, chuckle
  • Pirate's interview (Rod G. Bogart) heard it, smirk
  • Longevity... (Todd Mount PO Box 500) heard it, chuckle
  • Just hanging out (Fearless Leader) heard it, sexual, chuckle
  • Priest and Rabbi (Dr. James Coggins) ethnic, heard it
  • The Pickle slicer! (Thomas _. Longstaff) heard it, chuckle, sexual
  • OLD lady (Colleen Pearce) smirk, sexual, heard it
  • Sales (qsxy@vax5.cit.cornell.edu) heard it, chuckle, sexual
  • Manufacturing (Farshid Arman) heard it, chuckle, gross
  • Problems like these (Rouben Rostamian) heard it, chuckle, swearing, sexual
  • The priest. (Truls Solheim Myklebust) heard it, sexual, chuckle
  • Told in the USSR (Roger Crew) heard it, funny
  • Fish Story (djt@labsms.UUCP) heard it, chuckle
  • At a Cambridge checkout counter (psrc@pegasus.UUCP) heard it, chuckle
  • God and the Deluge (James Stephen Kelly) heard it, chuckle
  • Pharmacist (Stuart Freedman) heard it, funny, sexual
  • In the Family Way (Paul K Willing) heard it, chuckle, offense=Alabamans, sexual
  • Moses ... good and bad news (UWO CCS)) heard it, smirk
  • Polish - Russian Joke (Paul Eccleson) heard it, chuckle
  • For all you landlubbers out there (Tom Mistretta) smirk, heard it
  • True Intelligence (Brendan Kehoe) heard it, funny
  • Doctors appointment (louie) heard it, sexual, funny
  • More toilet paper (Marc Sabatella) heard it, chuckle, scatological
  • BC (bob pitts) heard it, scatological, chuckle
  • Walk a mile for a camel? (David V. Phillips) sexual, heard it, chuckle, bestiality
  • Say AMEN Somebody.... (Bluegrass For Breakfast) heard it, chuckle, sexual
  • Take a letter, Maria... (Bluegrass For Breakfast) heard it, funny
  • Plastics.... (Bluegrass For Breakfast) heard it, chuckle, sexual
  • Fast fun (DALNEWS) heard it, smirk
  • American in England (Jeremy Roussak) heard it, sexual, funny, swearing
  • Postal Bargain (Dani Zweig) heard it, chuckle
  • Welcome to the church (rhunt@med.unc.edu) heard it, funny, sexual
  • Great white hunter (John A Lukas +1 312 510 6290) heard it, smirk, sexual
  • On the Job (Jim Reisert) heard it, funny, sexual
  • Even gorillas need love (Harry Dolan) heard it, smirk, sexual, generic stereotype
  • Toothbrushes (Eric Goldenberg) heard it, chuckle, scatological
  • Running Bear (Stan Lackey) heard it, chuckle
  • Golfing with bees (Bill Kennedy) sexual, heard it, chuckle
  • Do you take this man? (for Nelson Gilman) heard it, sexual, chuckle
  • What's my line? (Scott Huddleston) heard it, smirk
  • Offensive to laboratory rats (Nicholas J. Simicich) heard it, chuckle
  • Irishman's bomb (COSC7M6@uhvax1.uh.edu) heard it, smirk, offense=irish, national stereotypes
  • The inverse of multiplication? (Marc Parmet) sexual, heard it, smirk
  • May I be excused? (strauss@aerospace.aero.org) heard it, scatological, smirk
  • Ticket holders only (David McIntyre) smirk, heard it
  • Quiet, please... (Steve Yelvington) religious stereotypes, heard it, chuckle
  • Are you deaf? (Stuart Freedman) scatological, smirk, heard it
  • I can't handle rejection (perry%bluemtn.UUCP@mathcs.emory.edu) heard it, sexual, chuckle
  • Oath of Silence (Stefan Chakerian) heard it, chuckle
  • Nine martini nightcap (Jeffrey R Kell) heard it, funny, sexual
  • An old man's Confession (Rahul Jindal) heard it, religious sterotypes, chuckle
  • Colonel clinker (Grant Robinson) smirk, heard it
  • I want my M-TV (daryl@hpda.hp.com) heard it, "original", smirk, sexual
  • Linguistics (Therese Baumberger) heard it, sexual, smirk
  • Is the basement half empty or half full? (M.J. Lutz) heard it, smirk
  • Having the balls (Robert William Mccall) smirk, mildly sexual, heard it
  • Contact with aliens? (Jeff Noxon) heard it, sexual, chuckle
  • Pant-o-mine (Leigh Clayton) sexual, chuckle, heard it
  • Aerial Photography (Emmett Black) funny, heard it
  • Saying Grace. (T.S. Reddy) heard it, smirk
  • Human engineering (ChrisLove_BuggieMoo) heard it, smirk, sexual
  • Good news and bad news (Hans van Staveren) heard it, funny
  • What Abraham Lincoln would be doing today (John Coughlin) heard it, chuckle
  • Misplaced priorities (H. Alan Montgomery) smirk, heard it
  • Congressional Ethics (Bruce Roberson) heard it, chuckle
  • Sly devil (ANDERSON) heard it, smirk
  • Marital Sex Humor (wallich@decwrl.dec.com) swearing, sexual, smirk, heard it
  • Phases of education (ramasamy alagirussmy) heard it, smirk
  • Bottom up planning (Bradley A Mitchell) heard it, smirk, scatological
  • A Wise Child (Ian Watson) heard it, chuckle
  • Three strikes and you're out (Mike Nowicki) heard it, chuckle
  • NASA (Geo) chuckle, heard it
  • Partners with God (Jonathan I. Kamens) smirk, offense=religious, heard it
  • Job Opportunities in Agriculture (Donna Albino) heard it, chuckle
  • Cliff jumping (Chris Jack) heard it, chuckle
  • The City Boy (Morrie Kahn) heard it, chuckle, sexual
  • Credit fraud (Mark Measures) heard it, chuckle, sexual stereotypes
  • Drinker's Fault-Finding Guide (The sixth sick sheep!) heard it, chuckle
  • Chemical Analysis of Woman (sexist) (James Ford) sexual stereotypes, chuckle
  • Chain of command (Paul Work) funny
  • And how well can *you* play? (Laura Lemay) sexual, funny
  • Pope in heaven (Lutz Mike J) funny
  • Like shootin' monkeys in a barrel (Kevin Smith) sexual, funny
  • Banking Bitches (Leszczynski J) swearing, chuckle
  • Another Farmer's Daughter (Gary Koerzendorfer) sexual, funny
  • How to use condoms (norm@athena.mit.edu) sexual, funny
  • Math Knowledge (Roger Kaplan) laugh
  • Give it a rest (Jeremy Roussak) sexual, funny
  • Milkman (Michael Steltman) sexual, swearing, chuckle
  • Computer room sign (Jeff Noxon) computer
  • Teaching the status quo. (Joan McGalliard) chuckle
  • Offensive to rattlesnakes (Chris Alfs) funny, sexual
  • More of Murphy's Laws (Michael J. Irvin, WSU) chuckle, heard it
  • Put on a happy face... (Robert Chansky) chuckle, swearing, sexual, heard it
  • The Christmas Spirit (Paul Lansky) heard it, funny
  • Psychiatrist joke (Roger Taranto) sexual, chuckle, heard it
  • New jobs for secret police (KGB,Stasi) (Mark H. Granoff) chuckle, heard it
  • Costume party (Ben Scott) heard it, sexual, funny
  • God bless this jokebook (Matt Curtis) heard it, chuckle
  • A Hell of a Band (Barbara Petersen) chuckle
  • Inference (L Gunaseelan) heard it, smirk
  • Dry tip ... (Hobson's Choice) sexual, chuckle, heard it
  • Worry worry worry! (Terrance A. Stedman) heard it, sexual, chuckle
  • Bad Idea (Mike Boyers) chuckle, true, heard it
  • Why go to med school? (Frederick Wamsley) heard it, chuckle
  • What if I die first? (Michelle Lassagne) chuckle, heard it
  • A three legged chicken! (JBOLOGNA@bentley.bitnet) heard it, chuckle
  • Voodoo Dick (Tony Poole) heard it, sexual, chuckle
  • Free at last (Mike Schilling) chuckle, heard it
  • Beat it (jamesb@nevada.edu) smirk, heard it, music
  • Wicked Wanda (Sigrid Grimm) sexual
  • Holy Matrimony (Unknown) sidesplit, sick
  • Baptists and Sex (jailbird@ihlpm.UUCP) sexual
  • The old Beer > Women bit (KGMCDO01%ULKYVX.BITNET@jade.berkeley.edu) sexual, sexual stereotypes
  • Facts of Life (Roger Pick) sexual
  • The New Priest (Anonymous)
  • Coffee, tea, or... (Dave Anderson) sexual
  • Light Bulb Jokes (Kurt Guntheroth) offensive to hundreds of stereotypes, funny
  • Canoe Canoe? (roller@hocpa.UUCP) swearing
  • Life, don't talk to me about life (Susan Hammond)
  • The Pope and the Colonel (James T. Perkins)
  • Contractors (Aaron Cohen) stereotypes
  • Putting Descartes Before the Horse (Jenine Abarbanel)
  • Naming Your Dog (E. G. Nadhan) sexual
  • All about the F-word (barry@elk.UUCP) swearing, swearing
  • Quadruple Amputee joke (Pete Granger) sexual, swearing
  • Little green men (Stephen V. Boyle) sexual
  • Where y'all from? (David Stein) offense=Georgians
  • Three Nuns and St. Peter (Kirt Winter) sexual
  • Bad dandruff pun (Andrew Scott) sexual
  • Punishing the rabbi (Eric, Maynard, Ma.)
  • Horse at bar joke (tracer@stb.UUCP) sexual
  • Ivy League Joke (Harold Pomeranz) sexual
  • Jewish Women/Catholic Women (jailbird@ihlpm.UUCP) sexual, stereotypes
  • Chocolate Ice Cream (R Scott V Paterson) swearing
  • Philosophy in the john (Jeff Hartung)
  • Men in the John (Edward Danner) bathroom
  • How to tell a Polish Joke (Lee Choquette) national stereotype, offense=poles
  • Lone Ranger joke (Larry Blair) sexual
  • Anti-feminist joke (Anonymous) sexual
  • Doctor joke (Christopher DeVita) scatological
  • River cruises (pete@lnaqtc.elec.uq.oz.au)
  • How to survive as a rooster (Mark Noworolski) sexual
  • Old joke, but still funny (Laurence R. Brothers) sexual, swearing
  • Getting stoned. (Daniel J. Salomon) sacrilege
  • Up High (H. B. Siegel) swearing
  • Superman-WonderWoman Joke (Joe Dakes) sexual
  • Bangety Bang Bang (Ronald J Wanttaja)
  • Good Day for Sales (Jeffrey D Fadden) sexual, national stereotype, offense=poles
  • Real Life Humor (John E. Langbein)
  • Property Dispute (rnelson@UNCAEDU.BITnet) sexual
  • God Bless them all (Bob Jordan Esq.) sexual, funny
  • A safe bet (gal@atux01.UUCP) chuckle
  • The blind rabbit and the blind snake (Deborah J. Graham) smirk
  • It's all in your mind (Jim Horne) chuckle, offense=catholics
  • Eskimo wanna-be (Craig Deforest) sexual, chuckle
  • New diet plan (PELLOUCHOUD PHILIP M) sexual, chuckle
  • Prayers are answered? (The Wombat of Love) chuckle
  • Where there's a will (Mike Sonnier) chuckle
  • Wanted: Good Lover (tneale@aeras.UUCP) sexual, funny
  • How to kill a South Dakota eel (Cliff Yamamoto) sexual, chuckle
  • The Austrian Engineer (Stephen King) funny
  • Shortening your sentences (krishna nareddy) sexual, smirk
  • The Heavenly Doctor (Paul Blumstein) chuckle, sacrilidge
  • Bull's eye (SG Ana Amarel) chuckle
  • Heaven and Hell (Kevin Summers) funny
  • No room at the inn? (mcmiller@uokmax.UUCP) chuckle, offense=Christians
  • No cover charge (Fearless Leader) sexual, funny
  • Another ethnic joke for poor Brad (Allan Pratt) chuckle
  • Death in the army (Duhh Major) chuckle
  • Moses and Jesus play golf (Mike Seibel) chuckle
  • Claude Pepper (Martin Hardee) true, chuckle
  • Calling home (JAM) funny
  • Biology in an Irish High School (Dave Vollman) sexual, chuckle
  • Heaven is Heaven (Stuart Freedman) sexual, chuckle
  • Unified Field Theory (Tony Nardo) science, chuckle
  • Analysis of Sheep (Alan Craig) science, chuckle
  • It's not what you drive (Tarek M Sobh) sexual, chuckle
  • Moel's reward (Jeff Tye) sexual, funny
  • Qualifying Exam for Income Tax Form Designers (Randi Rost) funny
  • Some things are the same all over the world... (DEC Joke List) sexual, sexist, chuckle
  • A nice planter (Chris Landry DTN 227-3671) sexual, chuckle
  • God goes visiting (Denny Kolb) blasphemy, chuckle
  • What's the difference? (Steve Clark) sexual, funny
  • Reclassify (Gideon B. Sheps) true, unrated
  • A message from the Duke of Wellington, 1812 (psc@lznv.UUCP) true, smirk
  • Cromwell and Rasputin (kenny@uiucdcsb.cs.uiuc.edu) true, smirk
  • Slugs (Michael O'Hair) smirk, true
  • Fish Story (grant@looking.UUCP) true, smirk
  • Anecdotes (Phillip Garding) true, chuckle
  • Yes, people are that dumb... (Mike Godfrey) true, smirk
  • No room at the Inn? (Andrew Malton) true, chuckle
  • Thank Heavens for Schools (Steve Neighorn) rec_humor_cull, true, chuckle
  • Something fun...? ("Henry_Cate_III.PA"@XEROX.COM) rec_humor_cull, chuckle, true?
  • Russel's Papadox (Donald Chinn) rec_humor_cull, true, chuckle
  • Tales of Fast Food (Clif Flynt) rec_humor_cull, true, chuckle
  • Strange things were happening in his yard (Stan Reeves) true, chuckle
  • How's your flow? (Joseph Nathan Hall) smirk, true, racist
  • Dicky is still tricky (Allan Pratt) true, chuckle
  • 1988 election observations (The Happy Hacker) funny, true
  • Quotes from students (Brent Nordquist) rec_humor_cull, chuckle, true
  • A Math Teacher's Story (John George) true, chuckle
  • Gurkhas - the Martial Race (Rahul Dhesi) true, chuckle
  • Misplaced modifier (Wm E. Davidsen) true, chuckle, sexual
  • Shotgun Weddings (Grant Robinson) true, chuckle
  • FAA saves the day (Tom Proett) true, smirk
  • Stupid Game Show Contestants (three embarassing portraits of a fish) rec_humor_cull, true, chuckle
  • Confused persons (Chunky Molestrangler @ The Idiosts' Shcool of Typnig) rec_humor_cull, true, chuckle
  • Safety in numbers (Jim Gardner) chuckle, true
  • Driver Gets a Stiff Fine (James Harvey) rec_humor_cull, funny, true
  • Something to think about ("Henry_Cate_III.PA"@XEROX.COM) rec_humor_cull, true, smirk
  • Quality Control (Mark Brader) true, smirk
  • Practical Joke Down South (Dave Jones) rec_humor_cull, true, funny
  • Poor Ben (Jeffrey S. Salowe) true, smirk
  • Amusing true law case (Fred Genoese-Zerbi) true, smirk
  • Odds and Ends (Maurice E. Suhre) true, chuckle
  • The Coolidge Effect (Matthew Bradburn) true, chuckle
  • Dope in the Supreme Court (Roy Smith) true, chuckle
  • Politics, dirty tricks (Larry Hardiman) swearing, true, chuckle
  • Creativity in bait'n'switch? (David Sherman) true, funny
  • When would you use Ollie North to sell? (Jim Valerio) true, funny
  • Signs of our times (Paul A Vixie) funny, true
  • Amateur robber (John Palmer) truenews, smirk
  • No Professional Courtesy (David Sherman) smirk
  • Just Say No (Bob Jordan) true, smirk
  • Don't talk that way to a mother.... (brad@cs.utexas.edu) true, funny, sexual
  • Drunk man and the cat (David Pascoe) true, mildly sexual, smirk
  • You can't trust a lawyer? (Richard Sexton) true, chuckle
  • New era of enlightenment at the Klan (Frederick Wamsley) true, chuckle
  • Garment care instructions (Robert Garvey) true, chuckle
  • Mind your Manners (Devin.E.Ben-Hur@cup.portal.com) true, chuckle
  • Funny linguistics (Edwin) true, chuckle
  • Schoolroom Humour (David Purdue) true?, sexual, smirk
  • Revisionist historian (Link Madison, E118 student) true, chuckle
  • Sheriff's Log (offensive to Hoosiers) (Rodney Mood) true, funny
  • Laboratory Experiment (Mark Noworolski) sexual, true, funny
  • The True News Digest, Issue #1 (Brad Templeton) smirk to funny, true, long
  • Moms... (JimThe Big Dweeb Griffith) true, chuckle
  • Witzelsucht (Julian Vrieslander) chuckle, true
  • A Jury of his Peers (mark@sickkids.toronto.edu) chuckle, true
  • Sign on a hospital bulletin board (ark@research.UUCP) true, smirk
  • Excerpt from book about Canada and the USA (D. Daniel Sternbergh) chuckle, true
  • Fun with latex (Mark Champine) sexual, true?, chuckle
  • Those Helpful Troopers (dwv@ihuxz.UUCP) true, smirk
  • Use a cane; go to prison (Mason Woo) true, chuckle
  • Intelligence at GA Tech (Dave Smith) true, funny
  • My kid sister could paint like that.... (Gregory Sandell) true, chuckle
  • Winning numbers (Steve Wolfe) true, funny
  • California Raisins (john eaton) true, chuckle
  • Sex Aid financial appeal (David Wright) true, chuckle, sexual
  • Amusing Story (Paul D'Eath) chuckle, true, possible urban legend
  • Drowning in red tape... (Steve Norton) true, chuckle
  • What will they think of next (Howard Stateman) true, smirk
  • Watch where you're going (Grant Robinson) true, chuckle
  • What's the point? (REMCKE01%ULKYVX.bitnet@ugw.utcs.utoronto.ca) chuckle, true
  • Cremation (Joe Dellinger) true, sick, smirk
  • Speeding Tickets (Norm Gee) true, smirk, sexual
  • On "reserve" with an airline (Katherine Albitz) true, chuckle, mildly sexual
  • Mensa Geniuses Discover New Day (Jim Tubman) chuckle, true
  • The Marshmallow of the 23rd Century (Steve Robert) true, smirk
  • Pacifists don't always eschew violence (Russ Nelson) chuckle, true
  • More news clippings (Jerry Cornelius) true, chuckle
  • Mort Sahl on Haig (John Shipman) true, funny
  • Size not important (Jon Boede) true, chuckle
  • Interesting Solicitation (Brian McClendon) true, chuckle
  • Large rodents (Steve Lamont) true, smirk
  • Holiday pics (Carol Gibson) true, smirk
  • Kids - The Natural Comedians (Adnan Yaqub) true, smirk, scatological
  • A funny thing happened... (Jeff Sloan) true, chuckle
  • in case you thought you could predict Bork's position on anything (Glenn Hyatt) true, chuckle, sexual
  • Statisticians (Jonathan R. Partington) true, chuckle
  • San Francisco Earthquake (gruesome...) (Robert Bowdidge) true?, smirk
  • A Clint Eastwood picture (Paul Partholomew) true, funny
  • An Audiophile, she's not (Bryan Hoog) true, chuckle
  • Re: People can be so gullible (Christopher Neufeld) smirk
  • Dropping Intelligence Levels (Joe Dellinger) true, chuckle
  • Pia Zadora (James Nicoll) true, funny
  • When in doubt, think. (Darren F. Provine) true, chuckle
  • BUY AMERICAN! (David Beams) smirk, true
  • Pit bulls (Joel Fine) true, funny
  • Is This Job For You? (Paul Fuqua) true, chuckle
  • A flare for the unusual (snider@inf.ethz.ch) true, funny
  • Re: Kids - The Natural Comedians (Wayne Hathaway) true, funny
  • Hubert Humphrey goes politicking (Hal Lillywhite) true, chuckle
  • Novice trooper - true story (Miles ONeal) true, chuckle
  • The power to cloud mens' minds (harris@sauron.UUCP) sexual, true, smirk
  • Prescription Drugs (Chuck Musciano) true, chuckle
  • Aviation snicker (Darren S. Bush) chuckle, true
  • The real difference between boys and girls (Taed Nelson) true, funny, mildly sexual
  • Practical joke (Lindsey Durway) true, funny
  • Nay, Fair Maid (Dan Barrett) chuckle, true
  • What are you gonna do now? (Ross Bradley) true, chuckle
  • A Beeper Story (Cheryl Marks) true, chuckle
  • Bambi's got a gun (tarsa@abyss.pa.dec.com) true, chuckle
  • Prescription confusion (Patrick R. Gold) true, chuckle
  • Finding a cop (barring@fiji.cs.umass.edu) true, chuckle
  • Wedding gifts, allegedly true (Richard S. Holmes) true, funny
  • A place to hunt (Mike Harris) heard it, funny
  • A Slight Problem with a Rescue (Hal Lillywhite) true, chuckle
  • An Object's Private Parts (Christopher) true, chuckle, sexual
  • Buss Service (Michael J. Irvin, WSU) chuckle, true
  • Soviet Humor: Hungarian shortages (Tom Comeau) true, chuckle
  • A Pointed Warning (Darren Leigh) true, chuckle
  • Cabbage patch kid? (Eoin O'Coindealbhain) sexual, chuckle
  • Natural childbirth (Sue McPherson) chuckle
  • Customer Oriented Marketing (Dave Gross) true, chuckle
  • Noted from Herb Caen (Dave Turner) funny, true
  • Outhouses (John Rickert) true, chuckle, scatological
  • Burger King's ad slogan (Max Pandaemonium) original, true, chuckle
  • A Cat, a Tree, and a New Word Definition (Larry Lippman) funny, true
  • More cats in trees (VSAARIOKARI@finabo.abo.fi) true, smirk
  • PC to the rescue (Brian Hoffman) true, chuckle
  • Student Evaluation of Teaching (Jeff Martens) original, true, chuckle
  • Global warming (elnitsky@math.lsa.umich.edu) true, chuckle
  • Practical Jokes (JOKE BOY) chuckle, original
  • Diplomacy with the police (John C Green Jr) chuckle, true
  • P. T. Barnum (Ernst W Mayer) true, chuckle
  • Self-conscious caffeine (Chuck Reiman) chuckle, true
  • Hi! Do you know me? I'm the King of Sweden. (Brendan Kehoe) chuckle
  • Why I love public radio (Penny Padgett) true, chuckle
  • Car-sicles (Alvin) original, true, chuckle
  • Dumb Ads & Newspaper Headlines (K.BISHOP@genie.com) true, funny
  • Spelling bee (Joseph Lazio) true, chuckle
  • A child's questions (Michael Sinz) true, chuckle, sexual
  • Reality! What a concept! (T. William Wells) chuckle, true
  • A cop with a sense of humour (Mark J. Reed) true, funny
  • Cash vs. credit (Harold E Austin Jr.) chuckle, true
  • Radio Giveaway (Michael J Graven) true, chuckle
  • Diplomacy with the police II (Dan N Wiebe) true, funny
  • Don't need it now, but maybe someday! (Jeffrey Eric Francis Friedl) chuckle, true
  • A comedian at city hall... (Matt Thompson) true, chuckle
  • Racial stereotype avoidance (PJ Geraghty) chuckle, true
  • Mindless receptionist (salzman@athena.mit.edu) chuckle, true
  • Shopping for funeral services (true story) (Bob Morris) chuckle, true
  • Anecdotes on old institutions (Mark Brader) true, smirk
  • More anecdotes on old institutions. (Gillett, David) true, chuckle
  • Mess Found In A Septic Tank (Steve Simmons) funny, true, sexual
  • How much is a pizza worth to Bill Gates? (H. Alan Montgomery) true?, smirk
  • The Old Man in the Phone Line (Shawn V. Hernan) true, smirk
  • Overhead at the King Bush protest... (Tom Limoncelli) true, smirk
  • This really happened in church... (Blackmore/Dean Wagner) true, chuckle
  • Drinking and Driving (David Jenkins) chuckle, true
  • Good Investigator (cak@inel.gov) true, chuckle
  • More questions kids ask (Topher Eliot) chuckle, true
  • Radio Shack Q&A (Jonathan) original, laugh, true
  • A smooth talker (Peter Hickey) original, true, chuckle
  • Man vs. Nature (WATERS,SHELDON) true, chuckle
  • Golf Quote (Campbell March) chuckle, true
  • Phone Company Writes to a Public Telephone (Warren Burstein) chuckle, true
  • A rather exclusive warranty (Gabe M Wiener) chuckle, true
  • I Love Lemon... Not (Michael Gordon Shapiro) chuckle, true, original
  • Kentucky Fried Commercial (Marc Sabatella) chuckle, true
  • A Head for Numbers (Samuel E. Buttrey) chuckle, military, true
  • World standards (rlang@firebird.newcastle.edu.au) chuckle, true
  • Ice Cream Parlor Emasculation (Lawrence Curcio) chuckle, sexual, true
  • I have no mouth and I must scream (Mark Chartrand) chuckle, true
  • Mispellers [sic] of the world, unite! (Walter Daugherity) topical, true, chuckle
  • Computer Nightmares (Jeff Liebermann) chuckle, original, computers, true
  • TV: Truth in advertising (Gail Elber) chuckle, tv, true
  • Truth in Advertising for Psychobabble Testimony (dbakken@bbn.com) chuckle, true
  • Store sign (Max Stevens) chuckle, true
  • Deer hunting the hard way (David Hinerman) chuckle, true
  • This one sums it up. (Brian Westley) laugh
  • Leading the Blind (Bob Webber) rec_humor_cull, topical, chuckle
  • Internet Trek (Jeff Okamoto) smirk
  • Emily Postnews (Brad Templeton) original, laugh
  • Classifications of News readers (Geoff Kimbrough) smirk
  • Classifications of postings to various popular groups (Dave Fiske) laugh
  • The Flamers Bible (Joe Talmadge) original, chuckle
  • It's that time of year again (Frank Carey)
  • Flamers Bible followup (Joe Talmadge) original, chuckle
  • POWER POSTING SCHOOL (John Shipman) chuckle
  • How to Cook a Berkeley Student (N. Tasova) rec_humor_cull, chuckle
  • GNU echo man page (Brian Kantor) heard it, funny
  • The Compleat Poster (Mark Waks, Justin du Coeur) original, usenet, chuckle
  • Announcing badnews (The Invisible Man) usenet, original, chuckle
  • Uniforum report (John R. Levine) original, topical, chuckle
  • SMILIES (Kevin Johnson) smirk
  • Rr.1 (Maarten Litmaath) unix, smirk
  • Place.1 (ajs@hpfcajs.UUCP) unix, chuckle
  • Godless devil-worshiping evil computers (Karl Heuer) funny, unix
  • New plan for newsgroup voting. (Brad Templeton) original, unrated, usenet
  • A new version of rm(1) for DOD contractors (Steven L. Baur) computers, unix, original, chuckle
  • Re: More Stupid Programs (Andrew Arensburger) original, computer, smirk
  • You thought it was safe to go back in the water (Mark B. Cohen) topical, original, funny, usenet
  • An On-Line Interview with a PSUVMer (Mark Sobolewski) computer, usenet, original, chuckle
  • More Unix fun (trudel@revenge.rutgers.edu) usenet, chuckle
  • About comp.protocols.time.ntp: life imitates art (Brian Reid) usenet, chuckle
  • Captain Picard Encounters the Borg (Mark Sobolewski) original, usenet, chuckle
  • NetNews: every American's duty (GarBear Irick) original, chuckle, usenet
  • The life of a Usenet newsgroup (Mike Faber) usenet, original, chuckle
  • Monty Python joke for UNIX weenies! (Mark-Jason Dominus) unix, chuckle
  • Who's there? (John R MacMillan) original, unix, chuckle
  • Why do you need Motif? (Rose Greg) chuckle, unix
  • Unixslavia (Graham Toal) topical, computer, chuckle, pun
  • Why Usenet is Like a Penis (David D. Levine) original, funny, sexual, usenet
  • Unix support hotline, may I help you? (toad@cellar.UUCP) unix, chuckle, true
  • USENIX and UniForum dress (James Lee Johnson) original, funny, unix
  • Are you an Internet nerd? (Sarah L Lewis) computer, original, funny, usenet
  • How Quickly They Forget (Berry Kercheval) unix, chuckle, true
  • Computer support staff jokes (Chris Welty) original, computer, funny
  • Where does my j-ke go? (Matthew S. 'Opie' Warren) original, chuckle
  • Rich & Famous Newsgroups - A Quiz! (Christine A. Quinn) chuckle, usenet, original
  • Gary Larsonian Physics (Andrew Thomas-cramer) original, usenet, chuckle
  • New newsgroups (jester@vnet.ibm.com) original, chuckle, metahumor, usenet
  • News Flash: C&S to publish book (Brad Templeton) topical, funny, usenet
  • Rec.humor.funny T-shirt (Tim Poston) original, chuckle, USENET
  • A bad .sig day (James A. Cherry) funny, USENET, original
  • The Ten Usenet Commandments (K. Sivakumar) laugh, USENET
  • 101 Ways to be Obnoxious on Usenet (Reuben King) laugh, USENET
  • Newsgroup behavior (fwd) (Photo Dude) chuckle, Internet
  • Charge (George S. Vaughan) topical, funny
  • Fair exchange (Kevin R. Grazier) topical, chuckle
  • Good news / bad news (Mike Coyne) topical, original, chuckle
  • Pre-War Iraq Jokes (The Editor) topical, chuckle
  • Education and war (David Hiebeler) topical, funny
  • The Stealth Missile in Action (Ryan Mathews) topical, chuckle
  • Desert Storm light bulb (James Brister) topical, chuckle
  • Kuwaiti business bumper sticker (patti%hose2@uunet.uu.net) topical, chuckle
  • Saddam Hussein's Last Words (James C. Armstrong) topical, chuckle
  • Milk factory (Charles Bryant) topical, funny, pun
  • Irony is the best Medicine (Garret Swart) topical, chuckle
  • Public Enemy Number Two (Loren Schwiebert) topical, chuckle
  • Kiam/Saddam comeback (Evan Morton) topical, sexual, chuckle, original
  • Joke from Jay Leno (Yang Wang) topical, chuckle
  • This one bombed in Baghdad (C.ROCK2@genie.com) topical, chuckle
  • Iraqi "Chess" (Michael Tod Rose) original, funny, topical
  • Iraq around the clock (top ten lists) (Maddi Hausmann) topical, original, funny
  • Iraq War Drinking Game (P Scannell) topical, chuckle
  • How to avoid THE DRAFT (James Welcher) topical, chuckle
  • Airport security (Ben Hawkins, ACS Staff) topical, chuckle
  • Iraqi Flag (Dave Hitt) topical, chuckle
  • Saddam Hussein's Law Degree (Bill Jefferys) topical, original, funny
  • Holy SCUDs, Batman! (Steven Grimm) topical, chuckle, offense=religious
  • Republican Guard (John E. Elsbree) chuckle, topical, original
  • Another SCUD Joke (Don Gallerie) topical, chuckle
  • The trials of Saddam (A.NEFT@genie.com) topical, funny
  • Iraqi banking (Naresh Sehgal ~) topical, chuckle
  • Coming for to carry me home (KRAFTY) topical, pun, chuckle
  • Soviet miner (John J Chew) topical, chuckle
  • What did they expect? (Mark Bradford) topical, chuckle, original
  • Desert storm on the home front (Gregory T. Byrd) topical, funny, original, scatological
  • Another Hussein Top 10 list (bill owens) topical, original, funny
  • Original: Palestinian Homeland (Emmett Black) original, topical, chuckle
  • Domino's Delivers (Q) topical, chuckle
  • Desert Storm is not another Viet Nam (John Felleman) original, topical, chuckle, national stereotypes
  • Iraqi joke from Bahrain (short, but true) (Alun Jones) topical, chuckle
  • Saddam's top ten withdrawal conditions (Dave Bakken) topical, funny, original, national stereotypes
  • All We Are Saying (morgan@jessica.stanford.edu) topical, true, chuckle
  • Addressing mail to Desert Storm troops (Geoff Allen) topical, smirk
  • What's Saddam funny? (Dave Kirsch) topical, chuckle, sexual
  • ANOTHER Persian Gulf War joke (Tim Wood) topical, chuckle
  • A possible Surrender in the Gulf? (Phil OKunewick) chuckle, topical
  • U.S. Banking quip... (Steven Wood) topical, smirk
  • Finally, some good news for Iraq (Sean Foderaro) topical, original, smirk
  • The Gulf War on TV (Tom Comeau) topical, smirk
  • Intern Arab Americans? (Brian Kelley) original, national stereotypes, smirk, topical
  • Offensive to Americans (Frederick Wamsley) topical, smirk
  • Changes in the Iraqi Army (Mark Osbourne) topical, smirk, iraq
  • Between Iraq and a hard place (T.BIGGS1@genie.com) topical, national stereotypes, smirk
  • Saudi National Anthem (herlihy@crl.dec.com) topical, smirk
  • SadDAM v. SADdam.... (Matt Byer) topical, true, smirk
  • Last hope for peace (Evan Morton) topical, original, smirk
  • Saddam, Time to take your medicine! (Robert M. Panoff) topical, original, smirk
  • I give up! (M. J. Saltzman) topical, true, smirk
  • Those wacky weapon names (Jim) topical, original, smirk
  • A ransom note (Robert Ullmann) topical, smirk, original
  • Wait'll next year... (Scott R. Anderson) laugh
  • Saddam's Bumper Stickers (Max Kent) chuckle
  • Iraqi Bumper Stickers (gumball) topical, chuckle, iraq
  • The DNC (Ted H. Emigh) topical, chuckle, iraq
  • Chemical Warfare (P Scannell) original, iraq, chuckle
  • Desert Storm...my way (Martin Soques) topical, funny
  • Israel's side of the Persian Gulf War (Jeremy J. Epstein) topical, sick, chuckle, iraq
  • Pentagon announces new-jargon deployment (Daniel Bowen) topical, chuckle, iraq
  • Saddam's Concert Tour (Mathew Shafe) original, chuckle
  • Zero Tolerance (Roger Crew) topical, sick, chuckle, iraq
  • Teddy Hussein (T.J. Higgins) chuckle
  • Middle East Jokes (T.KEITH1@genie.com) chuckle
  • Top 10 reasons Saddam is leaving Kuwait (Donald Jackson Pickett) topical, original, funny
  • Russian Tactics (R.POLLAND@genie.com) chuckle
  • Saddam's vacation plans (Jay Hersh) chuckle
  • World Series News (apucorle%idbsu.bitnet@utcs.utoronto.ca) topical, funny
  • Why Iraq is the 4th best (Steven Abrams) topical, smirk
  • Frequent Flyer (Richard W Travsky) topical, smirk
  • Video Trouble (Akiva Michelson) funny, true, iraq
  • Iraq Digest #1 (funny-request@looking.on.ca) topical, various
  • Iraq Digest, part II (The Editor) topical, various, national stereotypes
  • American & Iraqi pilots (Kupe) national stereotypes, smirk, rot13, topical
  • Yet another digest of Iraq war jokes (#3) (Funny Guy) various, national stereotypes, sick, etc., you name it
  • Iraq Digest, issue 4 (funny-request@looking.on.ca) various, topical
  • Probably the last Iraq Digest (funny-request@looking.on.ca) various, sick, national stereotypes, chuckle