A kindergarten teacher is a little worried about one of her students. Every other pupil is learning how to draw all the numbers and letters, but Johnny is having trouble. He can draw all the letters, and he can draw one and two, but he can't make a three. So the kindergarten teacher spends extra time with Johnny, gives him extra work to do trying to get him to learn how to make a three. But no matter how hard she tries, he can't make a three. She even goes as far as holding a gun to Johnny's head and telling him that she'll kill him if he doesn't make a three. But Johnny tries and tries, but he still can't make a three. Finally, she calls in Johnny's parents for a conference. They talk for a while, and the subject of Johnny not being able to make a three comes up. "Well of course he can't make a three, even if his life depended on it," said Johnny's parents. "We're originally from Kansas."
(From the "Rest" of RHF)