Two bums, one named Rastus and the other named Lyza, met walking down the street. "Say Rastus, what you bin doon wit yo self, man?" "Oh, I bin goin to da law school, Lyza, watt's happnen?" "Hey Rastus, maybe you kin hep me wit dis here dock-u-ment" [whereupon Lyza hands Rastus a subpoena he was recently served]. "Lessee, in da law school we learned to break it down into de parts. Ah, sub, ah dat mean `under'; And poena .... Oh! ... Dat mean dey got you by da balls!" Author unknown.
(From the "Rest" of RHF)