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Bosnia (slightly sick...)

coburn@scn.org (David Coburn)
(chuckle, sick)

This originated from another email, slightly cleaned up for public
consumption:

A young, freshly minted lieutenant was sent to Bosnia as part of the peace
keeping mission.  During a briefing on land mines, the captain asked for
questions.

Our intrepid solder raised his hand and asked "If we do happen to step on a 
mine, Sir, what do we do?"

"Normal procedure, Lieutenant, is to jump 200 feet in the air and scatter 
oneself over a wide area."

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