While waiting in the public area to visit a "guest" at the Baltimore City Detention Center on Valentine's Day this year, I overheard another visitor tell what his girlfriend had to say about her imposed stay at the jail. "All I need in my life right now is Jesus ... and a vibrator with six extra batteries."
(From the "Rest" of RHF)
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