There's an English teacher in my school who is sorta famous. You see, he is the king of wit, a wacky guy, wore a Borg outfit on Halloween and can look at students right in the eye should they comment on his head of hair, or lack thereof. Unfortunately, his one vice is that he is stupifyingly strict when marking your work. I had the honour of having him as my OAC(it Ontario's Gr.13) English teacher this year. One day, utterly frustrated by his stubborn habit of nitpicking my essays, I cried out, "If God handed in an essay, you probably only give Him a 95%!" He chuckled, and then shot right back: "Yeah, I'd deduct marks for improper capitalization."
(From the "Rest" of RHF)